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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

Steak & Blowjob Day Card

Steak & Blowjob Celebrate March 14th ( Steak & Blowjob Day) in style with a card 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Stretch Marks

Stretch Marks ... Marks Stretches.  Valentineish Greetings Card A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrap..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Stronger Than You

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  We’re having sex  Because I am stronger than you 6 x 4"  / 15 ..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Suck Me

Suck Me 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Sugar Lips

Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Ico..

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Table For Two

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  Vodka costs less  Than a table for two 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Bl..

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That's Illegal

You're almost as beautful as my sister. But that's illegal 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Sil..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Thinking Of You

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  When I shagged you mum  I was thinking of you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 1..

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Unlucky Valentine Scratch Card

Unlucky Valentine Scratch CardYes, you guessed it.  Scratch off the three circles to reveal abs..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Up Bottoms

Bottoms Up ... Up Bottoms.  Valentineish Greetings Card A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Up The Bum

Up The Bum 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Morris   ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Use Me For Sex

Valentine   You can use me for sex 5 x 7” / 12.5 x 14cm    Cellopha..

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Using My Hand

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand And thinking of you.  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blan..

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Valentine

ValentineSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Valentine Sex Token

Valentine Sex Token (Admits One Entry) 5 x 7” / 12.5 x 14cm    Cellophane wr..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Valentine's Horn

Valentine's Horn 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank ..

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Valentine\'s Viagra

Valentine\'s Viagra   /Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  Brain..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Vole - Spellcheck Valentine

Vole - Spellcheck Valentine Card 6 x 4\\\\\\\"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Well Sexy

You is like well sexy. 5 x 7” / 12.5 x 14cm    Cellophane wrapped.   T..

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Well, Bugger Me

Well, Bugger MeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

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