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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

NIce Beaver

NIce Beaver 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dea..

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NIce Pussy

NIce Pussy 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Nice Shoes, Let's Fuck

Nice Shoes, Let's Fuck 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wrapped. Publish..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Nice Tits

Nice Tits 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Morris   ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Once In A Lifetime

Once In A Lifetime Cellophane wrapped. 5 x 7"  / 12.5 x 17.5cm   This card is blank in..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Or The Kitten Gets It

Or The Kitten Gets It 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Out Of Those Pants

Out Of Those Pants 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pass Us a Hankie

 Roses are stupid  Violets are wanky  Ooh I’ve just come  So pass us a hankie 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10c..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Pretty Fucking Stupid

Pretty Fucking Stupid Valentineish Greetings Card A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A Potty..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Quim Quiver

Quim QuiverA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Rohypnol Costs Less

Roses are red Violets are blue Rohypnol costs less Than a table for two 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Bla..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Romance Is Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Romance is dead When Rohypnol will do  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank..

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Sex Is Evil

Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Si..

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Sex Is Good

Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Sex Life

Roses are red Violets are blue I had a sex life Before I met you. 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank ins..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Sexy Steamy Wild & Wet

Sexy Steamy Wild & Wet - I love it when you do the washing up! Message Inside: Happy Valentine'..

£0.25 £1.80 Ex Tax: £0.25

Singe My Minge

Singe My MingeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &n..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Sit On My Face

 Roses are crap  Violets are shit  Come sit on my face  And jiggle a bit 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Bl..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Sombrero Valentine

Valentine card. Cellophane wrapped. 5 x 7"  / 12.5 x 17.5cm   This card is blank inside. Publis..

£2.10 Ex Tax: £2.10

Spread Your Legs

 Roses are red  Lemons are sour  Spread your legs  And give me an hour 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blan..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

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