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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

Men are From Mars

 Men are from Mars  Women from Venus  You lick my pussy  And I’ll suck your p..

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Minge Cringe

Minge CringeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

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Minge Twinge

Minge TwingeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

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My Arsehole Hurts

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  My arsehole hurts  Because of you  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank ..

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Never Loved You

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I just wanted to say  That I never loved you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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Nice Arse

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I suck at poems  Nice arse 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

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Nice Shoes, Let's Fuck

Nice Shoes, Let's Fuck 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wrapped. Publish..

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Pass Us a Hankie

 Roses are stupid  Violets are wanky  Ooh I’ve just come  So pass us a hankie 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10c..

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Pretty Fucking Stupid

Pretty Fucking Stupid Valentineish Greetings Card A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A ..

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Quim Quiver

Quim QuiverA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

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Rohypnol Costs Less

Roses are red Violets are blue Rohypnol costs less Than a table for two 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Bla..

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Romance Is Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Romance is dead When Rohypnol will do  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank..

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Sex Is Evil

Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Si..

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Sex Is Good

Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid..

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Sex Life

Roses are red Violets are blue I had a sex life Before I met you. 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank ins..

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Singe My Minge

Singe My MingeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &n..

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Sit On My Face

 Roses are crap  Violets are shit  Come sit on my face  And jiggle a bit 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Bl..

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Soppy Cunt

Soppy CuntValentine or birthday. Wedding or engagement?Probably a bit crap for a sympathy card. 6 x..

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Spread Your Legs

 Roses are red  Lemons are sour  Spread your legs  And give me an hour 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blan..

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Steak & Blowjob Day Card

Steak & Blowjob Celebrate March 14th ( Steak & Blowjob Day) in style with a card 6 x 4" &n..

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