Default welcome msg!

Contact us Call us: 01872 262581  |   Email us: stuff@smuttycards.com

Throw a rock through our window: Tyrrells Online, Trenwyth, Penweathers,Truro, Cornwall TR3 6EA

Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

I Want Your Cock

I Want Your Cock 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  P..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

I Want Your Pussy

I Want Your Pussy  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher: ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Kinky Shit

You + Me = Kinky Shit 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Kiss Snatches

 Snatch kisses... Kiss snatches. Valentineish Greetings Card A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Knickers Get Wet

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  My knickers get wet  Just thinking of you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Lick Me

Lick Me  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty Mou..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Lift Up Your Shirt

Roses are awful Violets are the shits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Looking For More

 Our sex life is shitty  I’m looking for more.  So sorry to say  I’ve hired a whore  6 x 4"  / 1..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Love Train

Love Train   /      ..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Love Your Tits

Love Your Tits 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Make My Panties Wet

Make My Panties Wet5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy ..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Men are From Mars

 Men are from Mars  Women from Venus  You lick my pussy  And I’ll suck your p..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Minge Cringe

Minge CringeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Minge Twinge

Minge TwingeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Mood For Love

Valentine  I'm in the mood for love (Oh and a good shag) 5 x 7” / 12.5 x 14cm &nbs..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Mr Grey

It's Valentine's day Can I be your Mr Grey? 5 x 7” / 12.5 x 14cm    Cellopha..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

My Arsehole Hurts

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  My arsehole hurts  Because of you  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank ..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Naughty Girl

You\'ve been a naughty girl - go to my room! Message Inside: Happy Valentine\'s Day 4 x 6”&nb..

£1.80 Ex Tax: £1.80

Never Loved You

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I just wanted to say  That I never loved you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Nice Arse

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I suck at poems  Nice arse 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Showing 41 to 60 of 127 (7 Pages)