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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

Fat Chick

You don't sweat much...for a fat chick 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane w..

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Fat Guy

You don't sweat much...for a fat guy 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wra..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fifty Shades Of Sasha Grey

Fifty Shades Of Sasha Grey 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped to increase our..

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Forget The Flowers

Valentine.  Forget the flowers, let's shag.  5 x 7” / 12.5 x 14cm   ..

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Free Tonight

Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane..

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Fuck Me

Fuck Me 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

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Fuck My Brains Out

You Are Cordially Invited To Fuck My Brains Out 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane w..

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Fuck! I Love You

Fuck! I Love You 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

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Fucked Your Alsatian

 Roses are red  But I like Carnations  You’re so crap in bed  That I fucked your Alsatian. 6 x 4..

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Gash Gush

Gash GushA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  P..

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Get On Your Knees

 Roses are red  Pansies are gold  Now get on your knees  And do as you’re told 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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Give Us A BJ

Give Us A BJ 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Great Shag

Great Shag 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Morris   ..

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Grey, Black and Blue

Move over Mr Grey.  Here come Mr Black & Mr Blue 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane ..

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Hanky Panky Day

Hanky Panky Day   /      ..

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Hotter Than

You're hotter than my daughter. 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wrapped...

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I Fucking Love You

I Fucking Love YouA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cmBlank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

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I Have A Gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside...

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I Have Herpes

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I have herpes  And so do you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside..

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I Love Your Legs

 Roses are red  Pickles are green  I love your legs  And what’s in between  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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