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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

Fucked Your Alsatian

 Roses are red  But I like Carnations  You’re so crap in bed  That I fucked your Alsatian. 6 x 4..

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Gash Gush

Gash GushA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  P..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Get On Your Knees

 Roses are red  Pansies are gold  Now get on your knees  And do as you’re told 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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Give Us A BJ

Give Us A BJ 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Grey, Black and Blue

Move over Mr Grey.  Here come Mr Black & Mr Blue 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Hotter Than

You're hotter than my daughter. 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wrapped...

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I Fucking Love You

I Fucking Love YouA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cmBlank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

I Have A Gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside...

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I Have Herpes

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I have herpes  And so do you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside..

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I Heart Blow Jobs Card With Badge

I Heart Blow Jobs Card With Badge25mm / 1" badge.Approx 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped ..

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

I Love Your Legs

 Roses are red  Pickles are green  I love your legs  And what’s in between  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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I Want Your Cock

I Want Your Cock 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  P..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

I Want Your Pussy

I Want Your Pussy  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher: ..

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Kinky Shit

You + Me = Kinky Shit 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Kiss Snatches

 Snatch kisses... Kiss snatches. Valentineish Greetings Card A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Knickers Get Wet

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  My knickers get wet  Just thinking of you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Lick Me

Lick Me  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty Mou..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Lift Up Your Shirt

Roses are awful Violets are the shits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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Looking For More

 Our sex life is shitty  I’m looking for more.  So sorry to say  I’ve hired a whore  6 x 4"  / 1..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Make My Panties Wet

Make My Panties Wet5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy ..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

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