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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

Actually Gay

 Roses are red  Rain clouds are grey  I suppose I should tell you  I’m actually gay 6 x 4"  / 15..

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Bacon

 Bacon. A greetings card to end all greetings cards.  This is a multi-purpose card is per..

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Beautiful Head

You have a beautiful head. It would look marvellous next to the others in my freezer 6 x 4"  ..

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Becoming A Bore

 I’ll fuck you  I’ll suck you  And make you a whore  Not letting me beat you  Is becoming a bore..

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Bend Over Dear

 Roses are red  Violets are twisted  Bend over dear  You’re going to get fisted 6 x 4"  / 15 x 1..

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Blow Job Will Do

  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Cards.    ..

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Blow Me

Blow Me Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A  Smutty Cards exclusive..

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Cheap Valentine Card

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  Here’s a cheap card  Now let me fuck you  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chickens Are Fowl

 Roses are red  Violets are finer  Chickens are fowl  Just like your vagina 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chloroform

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Ce..

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Emoji - Lick Me All Over

Emoji - Lick Me All OverIsn't that what LMAO means?  Bugger.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blan..

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Fan Fucking Tastic

Fan Fucking Tastic 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mo..

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Fancy A Shag?

Fancy A Shag? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher: ..

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Fat Chick

You don't sweat much...for a fat chick 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane w..

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Fat Guy

You don't sweat much...for a fat guy 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wra..

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Fifty Shades Of Sasha Grey

Fifty Shades Of Sasha Grey 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped to increase our..

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Free Tonight

Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane..

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Fuck Me

Fuck Me 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

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Fuck My Brains Out

You Are Cordially Invited To Fuck My Brains Out 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane w..

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Fuck! I Love You

Fuck! I Love You 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

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