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Valentine

Raunchy Valentines day cards. Sexy and saucy St Valentine's Day cards. Rude Valentine card. Gay Valentines card.

Acquainted

Acquainted 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Morris   ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Actually Gay

 Roses are red  Rain clouds are grey  I suppose I should tell you  I’m actually gay 6 x 4"  / 15..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Bacon

 Bacon. A greetings card to end all greetings cards.  This is a multi-purpose card is per..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Beautiful Head

You have a beautiful head. It would look marvellous next to the others in my freezer 6 x 4"  / 15 ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Becoming A Bore

 I’ll fuck you  I’ll suck you  And make you a whore  Not letting me beat you  Is becoming a bore..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Bend Over Dear

 Roses are red  Violets are twisted  Bend over dear  You’re going to get fisted 6 x 4"  / 15 x 1..

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Blow Job Tonight

Happy Valentines Day my love....... Hope I'm getting a blow job tonight. 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm B..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Blow Job Will Do

  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Cards.    ..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Can We Have Sex Now Please?

 Can We Have Sex Now Please? 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cheap Smutty Card

You're worth much more than a cheap smutty card. 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cheap Valentine Card

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  Here’s a cheap card  Now let me fuck you  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

£0.75 Ex Tax: £0.75

Cheeky Valentine

Valentines card. Cellophane wrapped. 5 x 7"  / 12.5 x 17.5cm   This card is blank inside. Publi..

£2.10 Ex Tax: £2.10

Chickens Are Fowl

 Roses are red  Violets are finer  Chickens are fowl  Just like your vagina 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chloroform

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Ce..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Come And Get It Tiger

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm     Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   Publisher:  B..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99

Emoji - Lick Me All Over

Emoji - Lick Me All OverIsn't that what LMAO means?  Bugger.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blan..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Enormous Cock

Enormous Cock 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  D..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Exploding Fanny

My Fanny's Going To Explode. Blank Card by Boogaloo Stu Button Badge - 25mm / 1" dia 5 x 7" /  12..

£2.85 Ex Tax: £2.85

Fan Fucking Tastic

Fan Fucking Tastic 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.   Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fancy A Shag?

Fancy A Shag? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Pott..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

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