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Boobie Bottle Opener

Boobie Bottle Opener

  • Product Code: BOOP3
  • Availability: In Stock
£3.99 £0.50 Ex Tax: £0.50

Boobie Bottle Opener.

Call them boobs, boobies, tits, breasts....men love them and they love beer too!

Combine boobs and beer and you have the 'Boobie Bottle Opener'

Ideal for stag nights, barbecues and men.

9.5cm / 3 3/4" across.

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Lumpy Lumpy as a sackfull of door knobs.

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