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Fridge Magnet ~ Go Fuck Yourself

Novelty Fridge Magnet ~ Go Fuck Yourself. The scenario:  He staggers in late from the pub expe..

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Fridge Magnet ~ I Have Sex Toys

Novelty Fridge Magnet ~ I Have Sex Toys. Well, if you've got them flaunt them and if you don't.......

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Fridge Magnet ~ I Like Porn

Fridge Magnet ~ I Like Porn. (Especially when it's starring Jenna Haze.) 2 x 3"  / 50 x 75mm..

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Fridge Magnet ~ Oral Sex

Novelty Fridge Magnet ~ Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea. In fact it makes a great ..

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Fridge Magnet ~ Sexual Terrorist

Brighten up your fridge with the Sexual Terrorist fridge magnet. A cheap fun gift for a stocking fi..

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Fridge Magnet ~ Shit Happens

Fridge Magnet ~ Shit Happens. Then it happens again, and again and again. 2 x 3"  / 50 x 75mm..

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Fridge Magnet ~ So Where's My Fucking Pony?

Fridge Magnet So where's my fucking Pony? 3 1/2" / 9 x 6.5cm..

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Fridge Magnet ~ The Finger

Fridge Magnet ~ The Finger. Show someone you really don't care! 3 x 2"  /  75 x 50mm..

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Fuck Me - It's Christmas Badge

Fuck Me - It's Christmas Badge.It's a whopper! - 3"  /  75mm diameter.It's in assorted des..

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Fuck You - Metal Sign

Fuck You - I have Enough Friends - Metal Sign. I have enough friends - and more than enough re..

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Fuck You Mug

Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Mug A mug sized mug printed with the offensive phrase  'Fuck You, Y..

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Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad

A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above messa..

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Fucking Pigs - Metal Sign

Fucking Pigs - Metal Sign. Fucking pigs, bonking hogs or makin' bacon. Printed tin sign - 21x29cm..

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Fucking Pony Blank Notepad

So where's my fucking pony notepad. A blank note pad, approx 4" / 10cm square. Contains more pages..

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Fuming - Snowflake Badge

Fuming - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

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Future Porn Star Dummy / Pacifier

Future Porn Star Dummy / Pacifier. This is quite possibly the most politically incorrect thing that..

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Gay Icon Apron

Gay Icon Apron Do you know some one who is a 'Gay Icon?' This Multi-coloured Apron is the perfec..

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Gay Icon Chefs Hat

Gay Icon Chefs Hat Fancy some minced beef?  Here's a perfect chef's hat for the barbecue seaso..

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Gender Solid - Snowflake Badge

Gender Solid - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!..

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German Armpit Merkins

Get the European look today! A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to add a little German flavou..

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