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Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy Warmer

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy WarmerA cock sock for the over fifties!Will make an excellent adult nove..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Orgasms - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Orgasms BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Over The Hill Stain Cover-Up Kit

With the Over The Hill Stain Cover-Up Kit you've no need to frown - just get rid of the brown. An e..

£0.99 £2.25 Ex Tax: £0.99

Parking So Close Tickets

Parking So Close Tickets Ten business card sized, er... business type cards printed with the words:..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Pathetic - Snowflake Badge

Pathetic - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Paulio Myelitis Badge

Paulio Myelitis BadgeIt's everyone's favourite Lithuanian orphan - Paulio!This idle benefit scroungi..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Pen - Rubbish Secret Santa

Pen - Rubbish Secret SantaYou really can't be bothered to do secret Santa?  Fair enough, just g..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pen - Shit Gift

Pen - Shit GiftWhy put any effort into gift giving?  Buy these and get pissed / have a wank in ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Piss Poor Parking Tickets

Piss Poor Parking Tickets Ten business card sized, er... business type cards printed with the words..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack

Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack Two cotton eyemasks that could provide some extra bedroom excitement for a ..

£1.23 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.23

Practice Safe Sex - Condom Card

Practice Safe Sex - Condom CardContains one PUNCTURED and probably OUT OF DATE condom - NOT TO BE US..

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

Private Parts Camouflage Merkin

Private Parts Camouflage Merkin A camouflage print novelty pubic wig - military short back and side..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Pussy - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Pussy BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Pussy Air Freshener - Amy

Pussy Air Freshener. Amy's a pale skinned English rose and her delightful pussy air freshener will ..

£1.99 £3.49 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pussy Air Freshener - Ebony

Pussy Air Freshener. This dark-skinned beauty is modelled on the dusky black maiden Ebony.  Add an ..

£1.99 £3.49 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pussy Air Freshener - Jasmine

Pussy Air Freshener. Jasmine's a spicy Middle-Eastern beauty. A realistically modelled pussy shape..

£1.99 £3.49 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pussy Air Freshener - Maria

Pussy Air Freshener. Maria's a sexy, sultry Latino. She'll add some Rumba to your Salsa. A realist..

£1.99 £3.49 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pussy Air Freshener - Mia

Pussy Air Freshener. Mia's an exotic, erotic Asian babe who'll love you long time with her special ..

£1.99 £3.49 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pussy Magnet

The Authentic Pussy Magnet. Quite simply it is a white plastic fridge magnet with the word "Pussy" ..

£1.50 £4.99 Ex Tax: £1.50

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers, Lube, Condom & Wet Wipe. A Smutty Gifts exclusive. The Quic..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

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