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Jihaddy Knitted Willy Warmer

Jihaddy Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your stick of dynamite under cover with this subtle weapon of mass ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Liberal - Snowflake Badge

Liberal - Snowflake BadgeWhine away.Perfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Lover's Knitted Willy Warmer

Lover's Knitted Willy WarmerWill make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret San..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Lucky Grey Pubes Keyring

Lucky Grey Pubes Keyring / Key Ring An adult novelty gift that will make the perfect, disgusting Se..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Lucky Unicorn Pubes Keyring

Lucky Grey Pubes Keyring / Key Ring An adult novelty gift that will make the perfect, bizarre gift ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy Warmer

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy WarmerSewn on stars and what have you will vary, as will the patt..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy Warmer

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy WarmerYes, this really is a hand knitted cock sock made from g..

£7.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Masturbation Kit - Military Issue

The Masturbation Kit is an ideal gift for the DIY enthusiast - or complete and utter wanker. Packag..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Masturbation Sock - Military Issue

This Masturbation Sock will make an excellent novelty gift for a friend or loved one serving in the ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

McMerkin

McMerkinA vaguely Scottish almost tartan Mc Merkin.Ideal for covering beefy flaps and sticky muffins..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Military Incontinence Merkin - Male

Camouflage Male Incontinence MerkinGenuine* unissued military surplus.This close cropped jungle camo..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Military Issue Blow Job Kit

Military Issue Blow Job Kit This military issue Blowjob Kit will ensure that your uniform remains c..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Military Mini Willy Warmer

Military Mini Willy WarmerStandard issue to the RAF regiment, optional for RAF, Army and NavyContain..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Military Style Cure For Erectile Dysfunction

Military Style Cure For Erectile Dysfunction ~ Adult Novelty Gift Around the world men are now floa..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll Do you live in a bedsit and fancy a fling with a petite ebon..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Most Excellent Chinese Lucky Pubes Keyring

Most Excellent Chinese Lucky Pubes Keyring / Key Ring An adult novelty gift that will make the perf..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Nihilist Emo Goth Keyring

Nihilist Emo Goth KeyringGladden the ice cold heart of any nihilistic emo goth person this Christmas..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

No - Snowflake Badge

No - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&nbs..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Not Fair - Snowflake Badge

Not Fair  - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Old - Snowflake Badge

Old - Snowflake BadgeOld, past it, no idea what's going on.....Perfect for the office Christmas part..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

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