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Coaster ~ Money Is The Root

Coaster ~ Money Is The Root A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Money is the root of all..

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Coaster ~ No Smoke Without Fire

Coaster ~ No Smoke Without Fire A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "No smoke without fir..

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Coaster ~ Size Doesn't Matter

Coaster ~ Size Doesn't Matter A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Size doesn't matter - ..

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Coaster ~ Sleep Around

Coaster ~ Sleep Around, It's Fun A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Never put all your ..

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Coaster ~ Spilt Milk

Coaster ~ Spilt Milk A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "It's no use crying over spilt m..

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Coaster ~ Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Coaster ~ Variety Is The Spice Of Life A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Variety is th..

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Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould

Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of..

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Cocky Copper

Cocky Copper. This clockwork masturbating policeman is a top selling adult novelty, especially to m..

£3.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards. A full-sized pack of graphically rude playing cards. Each c..

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Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Coughing Ashtray

Coughing Ashtray. Every time you place a cigarette in this seemingly innocent ashtray it wheezes, c..

£1.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cunt Christmas Tree Bauble.

Cunt Christmas Tree Bauble.A star shaped plastic Christmas tree decoration sporting the word 'CUNT' ..

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Cunt Farm Keyring

Cunt Farm KeyringYou've all see the internet meme 'Who left the gates at the cunt farm open?'Well, n..

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Cunt Tree Christmas Decoration

Cunt Tree Christmas DecorationA tree shaped plastic Christmas tree decoration sporting the word 'CUN..

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

Dick Cloth ~ Smeggies

Dick Cloth  - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan..

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Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug Fifty Shades of Grey     Fifty S..

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Dirty Teatowel

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It tak..

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Disco Diva Feather Bra

Disco Diva Feather Bra. Please excuse the blurred photograph - but my hand was shaking as I took th..

£1.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Dolly the Inflatable Sheep

Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!!   You’d be baaarking not to want Dolly and Do..

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Dr. Fart ~ Farting Key Ring

Dr. Fart ~ Farting Key Ring. Six hilarious fart sounds for you to let rip anywhere. Ranging f..

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