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Coaster ~ Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Coaster ~ Variety Is The Spice Of Life A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Variety is th..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould

Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an e..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cocky Copper

Cocky Copper. This clockwork masturbating policeman is a top selling adult novelty, especially to m..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards. A full-sized pack of graphically rude playing cards. Each c..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Coughing Ashtray

Coughing Ashtray. Every time you place a cigarette in this seemingly innocent ashtray it wheezes, c..

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Cunt Farm Keyring

Cunt Farm KeyringYou've all see the internet meme 'Who left the gates at the cunt farm open?'Well, n..

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Dick Cloth ~ Smeggies

Dick Cloth  - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan..

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Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug Fifty Shades of Grey     Fifty Shades Of Grey i..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Dirty Teatowel

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It tak..

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Disco Diva Feather Bra

Disco Diva Feather Bra. Please excuse the blurred photograph - but my hand was shaking as I took th..

£2.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Dolly the Inflatable Sheep

Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!!   You’d be baaarking not to want Dolly and Dolly wants ..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Dr. Fart ~ Farting Key Ring

Dr. Fart ~ Farting Key Ring. Six hilarious fart sounds for you to let rip anywhere. Ranging from t..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Drunk and Disorderly Labels - Hen Night

Drunk and Disorderly Labels - Hen Night. Ideal for the drunken hen night party - simply write in yo..

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Duck Off! ~ Rude Rubber Duck

Duck Off! ~ Rude Rubber Duck. No bathroom should be without a rubber duckie and who says that they ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Dull - Snowflake Badge

Dull - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&n..

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Easily Triggered - Snowflake Badge

Easily Triggered - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sa..

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East German Shot Putters Armpit Merkins

Get the East German female athlete look in an instant! A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Erotic Movie Game ~ DIY Porn Film

The Erotic Movie Game is a game of love for two. Play the game, be a star, be the characters and fe..

£2.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Executive Ball Scratcher

Executive Ball Scratcher. A surprisingly good quality silver plated ball scratcher in an equally go..

£9.99 Ex Tax: £9.99

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