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Brazilian Merkin

Brazilian Merkin A bushy little novelty pubic wig - ideal for when your Hollywood is just a little ..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

Bridal Seduction Kit

Bridal Seduction Kit. Whether you're bound to each other for ever or just one night this sexy seduc..

£0.99 £9.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Bronco Inflatable Sex Rocker

Get ready for the ride of your life! The Bronco Inflatable Sex Rocker gives you a whole new world o..

£4.99 £29.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Budget Shag-In-A-Bag

Budget Shag-In-A-Bag The perfect Valentine gift for the person on a tight budget! The kit comprise..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Builders DayGlo Knitted Willy Warmer

Builders DayGlo Knitted Willy WarmerAlmost fluorescent day glo PPE protection for your head.To be wo..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 ..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Butt Tissue Box Cover

Butt Tissue Box Cover Cover up your unsightly box of tissues with this unsightly tissue box cover. ..

£1.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cartoon Kama Sutra Do Not Disturb Sign

This "Do Not Disturb" Sign is printed on stiff card with a cartoon position from the Kama Sutra..

£0.10 £1.49 Ex Tax: £0.10

Cartoon Style Bomb Bauble

Cartoon Style Bomb BaubleIt's not real before MI5 (or whatever) come knocking on the door.Please not..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..

£7.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Cheap Cunt Christmas Tree Decoration

Cheap Cunt Christmas Tree DecorationA FLAT bauble shaped wooden Christmas tree decoration sporting t..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cheesy Cock Soap

Cheesy Cock Soap   Citrus soap 25g    Approx 4.5cm diameter    It mig..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Chilly Willy Knitted Willy Scarf

Chilly Willy Knitted Willy ScarfA hand knitted wool cock scarf.Packed in a festively inspired A5 siz..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey  50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger  ..

£0.10 £0.50 Ex Tax: £0.10

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever Stress reliever in the shape of a pile of poo with a little cute C..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

CIS HET Badge for HER

CIS HET Badge for HERCis Het - Normal, heterosexual person that identifies their gender with the con..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

CIS HET Badge for HIM

CIS HET Badge for HIMCis Het - Normal, heterosexual person that identifies their gender with the con..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (3)

Clown Handbag Mirror (3)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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