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CHLOROFORM - Scented Candle

CHLOROFORM  - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scent..

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CYANIDE - Scented Candle

CYANIDE  - Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Filthy Dirty Affair Remover

Filthy Dirty Affair RemoverScrub away the cheap scent and the brash lipstick with our patented* 'Fil..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Genital Wart Remover

Filthy Genital Wart RemoverScrub away the encrustations of genital warts around your arsehole with o..

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Filthy Gusset Stain Remover

Filthy Gusset Stain RemoverScrub away the dirty filthy build up of vaginal secretions, secondhand ja..

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Filthy Knob Cheese Remover

Filthy Knob Cheese RemoverScrub away the massive build up of putrid smegma with our patented* 'Filth..

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Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

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Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

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Filthy Useless Ex Remover

Filthy Useless Ex RemoverScrub away the shame of your useless ex with our patented* 'Filthy Useless ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Full Of Shit Enema Kit

Full Of Shit Enema KitTHE Secret Santa gift for the office bragger, the workplace bullshitter, the p..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

In Car Boobies

In Car BoobiesLike furry dice but knitted boobies!Hand knitted boobies made by European knitters in ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

INBOX ME - Scented Candle

INBOX ME - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

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MUSTARD GAS - Scented Candle

 MUSTARD GAS - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scen..

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Shit-In-A-Box

Shit-In-A-BoxA truly shit gift.A full size plastic turd nestles upon a bed of barley straw (dust ext..

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Sweaty Beaver Scented Candle

Sweaty Beaver Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*  ..

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U OK HUN - Scented Candle

U OK HUN - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

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