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Wank Wipe  ~ Smeggies

Wank Wipe - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan. Idea..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo

Wash Away Your Boyfriend Blues Shampoo. Have you got a friend with man problems?  Cheer them u..

£0.50 £2.50 Ex Tax: £0.50

Wedding Night Sex Manual

The Wedding Night Sex Manual - all you ever wanted to know about what to do on your wedding night. ..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Wedding Pre Nuptual Agreement

Wedding Pre Nuptual Agreement Young love is a beautiful thing - but what happens when it loses it's..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Wee Willy Key Ring

Wee Willy Key Ring Mini Willy shaped stress reliever on a key-chain! Don’t stress, squeeze! Thi..

£0.75 £2.50 Ex Tax: £0.75

Well Hung Toilet Mat

The Well Hung Toilet Mat is a must have for a bachelor pad or student house. It makes a great adult..

£3.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Well Moist - Snowflake Badge

Well Moist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Wild Bitchs Bedroom Kit

The Wild Bitch's Bedroom Kit comprises a "crystal" studded black satin eyemask, matching handcuffs a..

£1.99 £14.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Willy Tattoo Sleeve

Willy Tattoo Sleeve. Kit out your willy with this stretchy nylon sleeve and fool passers-by (?) int..

£0.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Willy Whacker

Willy Whacker - AKA.Bed Snake Bat. Now with added Glow in the Darkiness! An effective birth contro..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Wind Up Energetic Sperm

Wind Up Energetic Sperm A racing wriggler - buy a couple and hold your own Wanky Races. Fun for a ..

£1.50 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.50

Wind Up Fanny

Wind Up Fanny In close contention with the fanny shaped lollipop for gross product of the year this..

£0.99 £2.75 Ex Tax: £0.99

Wind Up Willy

Wind Up Willy There's a couple of inches of jiggy pleasure to be had with this clockwork cock. Fun..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Wine ~ Blank Notepad

Wine!  How classy people get shitfaced. A blank note pad, approx 4" / 10cm square. Contains m..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Wrinkle Remover - Military Issue

'Government Issue' Wrinkle Remover. There's no longer a need for expensive plastic surgery to rid y..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer Once you go black, there\'s no going back?  Not true!Just whip ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards A full-sized pack of playing cards that will add a certain something to a..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

XXX Playing Cards ~ Sexy Men

Adult Playing Cards - Male. Strewth.   These chaps aren't holding anything back. This is..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

You Are A Homo Mug

You're A Homo Mug A mug sized mug printed with the potentially offensive phrase 'You're a homo' Pe..

£2.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Zombie Knitted Willy Warmer

Zombie Knitted Willy WarmerBeware of the Wanking Dead! Prevent your rotten cock from dropping off!G..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

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