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Wind Up Fanny

Wind Up Fanny In close contention with the fanny shaped lollipop for gross product of the year this..

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Wind Up Willy

Wind Up Willy There's a couple of inches of jiggy pleasure to be had with this clockwork cock. Fun..

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Wine ~ Blank Notepad

Wine!  How classy people get shitfaced. A blank note pad, approx 4" / 10cm square. Contains m..

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Wrinkle Remover - Military Issue

'Government Issue' Wrinkle Remover. There's no longer a need for expensive plastic surgery to rid y..

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XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer Once you go black, there\'s no going back?  Not true!Just whip ..

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XXX Cartoon Playing Cards

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards A full-sized pack of playing cards that will add a certain something to a..

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XXX Playing Cards ~ Sexy Men

Adult Playing Cards - Male. Strewth.   These chaps aren't holding anything back. This is..

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You Are A Homo Mug

You're A Homo Mug A mug sized mug printed with the potentially offensive phrase 'You're a homo' Pe..

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Zombie Knitted Willy Warmer

Zombie Knitted Willy WarmerBeware of the Wanking Dead! Prevent your rotten cock from dropping off!G..

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Zzzzz - Snowflake Badge

Zzzzz - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&..

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Filthy Dirty Affair Remover

Filthy Dirty Affair RemoverScrub away the cheap scent and the brash lipstick with our patented* 'Fil..

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Filthy Genital Wart Remover

Filthy Genital Wart RemoverScrub away the encrustations of genital warts around your arsehole with o..

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Filthy Gusset Stain Remover

Filthy Gusset Stain RemoverScrub away the dirty filthy build up of vaginal secretions, secondhand ja..

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Filthy Knob Cheese Remover

Filthy Knob Cheese RemoverScrub away the massive build up of putrid smegma with our patented* 'Filth..

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Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

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Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

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Filthy Useless Ex Remover

Filthy Useless Ex RemoverScrub away the shame of your useless ex with our patented* 'Filthy Useless ..

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Shit-In-A-Box

Shit-In-A-BoxA truly shit gift.A full size plastic turd nestles upon a bed of barley straw (dust ext..

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