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XXX Playing Cards ~ Sexy Men

Adult Playing Cards - Male. Strewth.   These chaps aren't holding anything back. This is..

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You Are A Homo Mug

You're A Homo Mug A mug sized mug printed with the potentially offensive phrase 'You're a homo' Pe..

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Zombie Knitted Willy Warmer

Zombie Knitted Willy WarmerBeware of the Wanking Dead! Prevent your rotten cock from dropping off!G..

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Zombie Mini Willy Warmer

Zombie Mini Willy Warmer - The Wanking DeadContains one septic bloodied green mini willy warmer.Pack..

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Zzzzz - Snowflake Badge

Zzzzz - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&..

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ARSENIC - Scented Candle

 ARSENIC - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*..

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AWW BBZ - Scented Candle

AWW BBZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

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AWW HUGZ - Scented Candle

AWW HUGZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

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CARBON MONOXIDE - Scented Candle

 CARBON MONOXIDE - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla ..

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Cheesy Cock Scented Candle

Cheesy Cock Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*  *T..

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CHLOROFORM - Scented Candle

CHLOROFORM  - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scent..

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CYANIDE - Scented Candle

CYANIDE  - Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

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Filthy Dirty Affair Remover

Filthy Dirty Affair RemoverScrub away the cheap scent and the brash lipstick with our patented* 'Fil..

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Filthy Genital Wart Remover

Filthy Genital Wart RemoverScrub away the encrustations of genital warts around your arsehole with o..

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Filthy Gusset Stain Remover

Filthy Gusset Stain RemoverScrub away the dirty filthy build up of vaginal secretions, secondhand ja..

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Filthy Knob Cheese Remover

Filthy Knob Cheese RemoverScrub away the massive build up of putrid smegma with our patented* 'Filth..

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Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

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Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

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Filthy Useless Ex Remover

Filthy Useless Ex RemoverScrub away the shame of your useless ex with our patented* 'Filthy Useless ..

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Full Of Shit Enema Kit

Full Of Shit Enema KitTHE Secret Santa gift for the office bragger, the workplace bullshitter, the p..

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