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Dick Cloth ~ Smeggies

Dick Cloth ~ Smeggies

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£2.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

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Dick Cloth  - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan.

Ideal as an adult novelty gift, practical joke or secret Santa gift.

Smeggie's Famous Patent Remedies.

Manufacturers and Purveyors of Sanitary Products for Gentleman & Ladies of all Classes and Creeds.

Exclusive to Smutty Gifts.

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Shipping, postage - call it what you will.
Flat things are cheaper to post than lumpy things so we charge less for flat stuff.

UK Sales.
Flat things cost £1 on orders up to £10.  After that it's free.
Lumpy things cost £3 on orders up to £30.  Yes, you guessed it - after that it's free!  Mixing lumpy and flat things means you pay the lumpy charge.

Non UK Sales.
It gets a bit more interesting here.
Lumpy things are charged by weight and flat things are charged per order.
Flats are £2.50 for EU and £4.00 for the rest of the world.

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