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After Sex Wipe ~ Smeggies

After Sex Wipe ~ Smeggies

  • Product Code: AFTTNTNT1
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£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

After Sex Wipe - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan.

Ideal as an adult novelty gift, practical joke or secret Santa gift.

Smeggie's Famous Patent Remedies.

Manufacturers and Purveyors of Sanitary Products for Gentleman & Ladies of all Classes and Creeds.

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