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 Miserable Old Sods - Mini Willy Warmer

 Miserable Old Sods - Mini Willy WarmerContains one grey mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

 Seaman Stains Mini Willy Warmer

 Seaman Stains Mini Willy WarmerContains one white and blue knitted mini willy warmer.Packed in..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

 Seavus O\'Hare\'s Lucky Leprechaun Pubes Keyring

 Seavus O\'Hare\'s Lucky Leprechaun Pubes Keyring Key Ring ~ Irish St Patrick GiftAn adult nove..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign

2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign. Not exactly wank mag quality, but if you do at least the surface can be w..

£3.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

A Little Something - Mini Willy Condom

A Little Something - Mini Willy CondomContains one unrolled mini condom - NOT TO BE MISTAKEN AND USE..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Acrylic Bong

Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift..

£1.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework

Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework On Days That End In Y In 1950's retro style this apron i..

£4.99 £11.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster...

Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster, I Can Cook It! In 1950's retro style thi..

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Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!

Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes! In 1960's pop art style thi..

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Adult Playing Cards ~ Female

Adult Playing Cards - Female. Makes solitaire more interesting,whist less wistful and poker mo..

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Alco Hal Novelty Bottlestopper / Bottle Stopper

Alco Hal Novelty Bottlestopper / Bottle Stopper Alco Hal loves a drink almost as much as you do! T..

£0.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign

Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Contin..

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Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer

Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer  ~ Adult Rude Novelty GiftPerfectly suited to..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Bad Girls - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Good girls go to heaven.  Bad girls go to Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger ..

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Bath Book For Her

Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and ..

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Bath Book For Him

Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic ..

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Beer Dice ~ Drinking Decision Dice

Beer Decision Dice ~ A stag or hen night drinking game. Just roll the dice and obey the comman..

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Blank Book - How To Deal With PMS

Blank Book - How To Deal With PMS If it sounds too good to be true then it probably is! This book i..

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Blank Book - How To Get Laid

Blank Book - How To Get Laid When You're Penniless And Ugly If it sounds too good to be true then i..

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Blank Book - Senior Citizens Good Sex Guide

Blank Book - Senior Citizens Good Sex Guide. If it sounds too good to be true then it probably is! ..

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