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Handmade Shit Card

Handmade Shit CardReal genuine handmade letterpressy goodness with a hand applied machine made 'hand..

£2.79 Ex Tax: £2.79

Happy Birthday Dickhead

Happy Birthday Dickhead5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Ha..

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Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher..

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Happy Birthday Wanker

Happy Birthday Wanker5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hair..

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Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?

Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?Fat, not pregnant card.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

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Knob - Badge Birthday Card

Knob - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

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Knob End - Badge Birthday Card

Knob End - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

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Knob Rot - Badge Birthday Card

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

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Leaving Fuck Off Twat

Leaving Fuck Off Twat5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hair..

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Little Prick

Little PrickMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. P..

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Live Laugh Lube

Live Laugh LubeContains a sachet of lube, naturally!A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Ce..

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Lovely Tits

Lovely Tits5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

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Make My Panties Wet

Make My Panties Wet5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy ..

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Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, Mirror5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausa..

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Not A Gynaecologist

I Am Not A GynaecologistMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane w..

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Not A Proctologist

Not A ProctologistMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped..

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Not As Think

I\'m not as think as you drunk I am 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped...

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Really Fucking Old

Really Fucking Old5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy S..

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Saggy Tits

Saggy Tits5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

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Senior Moments

Senior Moments 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  De..

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