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Smutty Cards stock rude greeting cards, crude cartoon cards, rude birthday cards, very rude blank greetings cards, saucy birthday cards and erotic photographic cards.  Masses of rude Valentine's Day cards and the biggest selection of offensive Christmas cards.

Smutty Gifts sell rude stocking fillers and secret santa presents, naughty and shocking gifts for birthdays and Christmas.

Grotty Gifts bring you hand-picked horrors from around the world.  Religious Tat and Chinese Junk.  Cats and Bacon.

Witty Cards - Clean but clever. Sarcastic, artistic and surreal. Cards not to be found in the shops.