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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

 Cock Hungry Slag - Badge Birthday Card

Cock Hungry Slag - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

 Spunk Trumpet - Badge Birthday Card

Spunk Trumpet - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

 Twat - Badge Birthday Card

Twat - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

#Bitchslap Bitch Birthday

#Bitchslap Bitch BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publis..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Cunt Birthday

#Bitchslap Cunt Birthday CardA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Pu..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Fucker Birthday

#Bitchslap Fucker BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publi..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Ginger Birthday

#Bitchslap Ginger BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publi..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Scummy Mummy

#Bitchslap Scummy MummyBirthday or Mother\'s DayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellop..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Skank Birthday

#Bitchslap Skank BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publis..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Sket Birthday

#Bitchslap Sket BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publish..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Slut Birthday

#Bitchslap Slut BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publish..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

#Bitchslap Whore Birthday

#Bitchslap Whore BirthdayA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publis..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

As Dull As You Are

May your birthday be every bit as dull as you are.  6 x 4\"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Attractive Sheep

Printed inside:  "So you thought one of them was attractive....   Happy Birthday" Birthda..

£0.25 £1.75 Ex Tax: £0.25

Bacon

 Bacon. A greetings card to end all greetings cards.  This is a multi-purpose card is per..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Big Boy

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Big Dogs Dick

Big Dogs Dick5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausag..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Birthday

BirthdaySentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: P..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Birthday Bunch

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Bloody Jerusalem Tea Towel Card

Bloody Jerusalem Tea Towel CardSo you went to Jerusalem and all you bought me was a bloody teatowel?..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

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