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Pen - Shit Gift

Pen - Shit Gift

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pen - Shit Gift

Why put any effort into gift giving?  Buy these and get pissed / have a wank in the time saved shopping for crap people don't need or want.

It's a pen sized pen which writes in black ink which is a good thing if you work in the NHS.
It has a rubbery bit to stop it slipping out of your grip and it's retractable too.
* It's actually better than it appears, for which we are truly sorry.
Flat
Flat As flat as a road kill hedgehog.

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