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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Useless Ex Remover

Filthy Useless Ex RemoverScrub away the shame of your useless ex with our patented* 'Filthy Useless ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Shit-In-A-Box

Shit-In-A-BoxA truly shit gift.A full size plastic turd nestles upon a bed of barley straw (dust ext..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Sweaty Beaver Scented Candle

Sweaty Beaver Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*  ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

U OK HUN - Scented Candle

U OK HUN - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

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