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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Small Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Small Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm ..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Socially Inept - Snowflake Badge

Socially Inept - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Spanking - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Spanking BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm di..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Special - Snowflake Badge

Special - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Spit Or Swallow Handbag Mirror

Spit / Swallow Handbag MirrorSend out different signals in the pub or club this Christmas - will you..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Spunk - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Spunk BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Squeaking Clown Nose

Squeaking Clown Nose. OK, it isn't really smutty although there's a tenuous link as it is a big red..

£0.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Strip Mug For Him ~ Female Striptease Mug

Strip Mug For Him Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just ad..

£2.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Swearing Fines Tin ~ Swear Box

Swearing Fines Tin. Perfect Secret Santa fodder for the foul-mouthed workmate. An inexpensive stoc..

£0.75 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.75

The Original Ugly Bag

The Original Ugly Bag - Helping ugly people to have sex! Creams didn't work? Surgery too expensive?..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Uranus - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Uranus BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diam..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted Condom

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted CondomIs there an irritating cunt, or a cunt that needs irritating in y..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake Badge

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake BadgeSpare us!  If there is such a creature as a vegan vaper, I'm sure ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Very Upset - Snowflake Badge

Very Upset - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Voodoo Doll ~ Boss ~ Secret Santa

Voodoo Doll - Boss. Do you work for a right old bastard?  Don't get mad - get even and thrust ..

£0.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Waiting - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Waiting for Mr Grey. 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a ..

£0.10 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher This Masturbation Sock will make an excellent novelty gift ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Well Moist - Snowflake Badge

Well Moist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Willy Whacker

Willy Whacker - AKA.Bed Snake Bat. Now with added Glow in the Darkiness! An effective birth contro..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

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