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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Wind Up Fanny

Wind Up Fanny In close contention with the fanny shaped lollipop for gross product of the year this..

£2.75 Ex Tax: £2.75

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer Once you go black, there\'s no going back?  Not true!Just whip ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards A full-sized pack of playing cards that will add a certain something to a..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

You Are A Homo Mug

You're A Homo Mug A mug sized mug printed with the potentially offensive phrase 'You're a homo' Pe..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Zombie Knitted Willy Warmer

Zombie Knitted Willy WarmerBeware of the Wanking Dead! Prevent your rotten cock from dropping off!G..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Zzzzz - Snowflake Badge

Zzzzz - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Filthy Dirty Affair Remover

Filthy Dirty Affair RemoverScrub away the cheap scent and the brash lipstick with our patented* 'Fil..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Genital Wart Remover

Filthy Genital Wart RemoverScrub away the encrustations of genital warts around your arsehole with o..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Gusset Stain Remover

Filthy Gusset Stain RemoverScrub away the dirty filthy build up of vaginal secretions, secondhand ja..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Knob Cheese Remover

Filthy Knob Cheese RemoverScrub away the massive build up of putrid smegma with our patented* 'Filth..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Useless Ex Remover

Filthy Useless Ex RemoverScrub away the shame of your useless ex with our patented* 'Filthy Useless ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Shit-In-A-Box

Shit-In-A-BoxA truly shit gift.A full size plastic turd nestles upon a bed of barley straw (dust ext..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

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