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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Ring For A Shag Bell

Ring For A Shag Bell One ring for "I'm horny - Need a shag!" Two rings for "I really nee..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Ring For Sex Bell

Ring For Sex Bell. One ring for "Ready Now!" Two rings for "Be Quick!" Three rings if you're desp..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Rough Sex - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Rough Sex BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm d..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Sausage - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Sausage BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Scary Clown Merkin

Scary Clown MerkinScare the shIT out of a clown hater (or coulrophobic if you want to be all correct..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Scary Killer Clown Pubes Keyring

Clown Pubes Keyring.Multi-coloured clown pubes recovered from the scene of a heinous crime by our te..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Seaman Stains Knitted Willy Warmer

Seaman Stains Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your todger jolly with this sailor inspired cock sock.Will ma..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Sex - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Sex BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamete..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Sex Dice ~ Glow In The Dark

Sex Dice ~ Glow in the dark bedroom fun! A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your s..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Sexist - Snowflake Badge

Sexist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Sexually Inert - Snowflake Badge

Sexually Inert - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Sexy Girl Bottle Opener

Sexy Girl Bottle Opener A surprisingly heavy white metal bottle opener in the form of a sexy bikini..

£2.99 £4.49 Ex Tax: £2.99

Sexy Shaped Neoprene Bottle Holder

Sexy Shaped Neoprene Bottle Holder. Great for keeping your beer cool on a stag night these neoprene..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Shit Art Box Canvas

Shit Art Box CanvasHand letterpressy stamped ink letters on a stretched box canvas.The picture shows..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shit Gift Tag - Pack Of Five

Shit Gift Tag - Pack Of FiveA pack of five hand stamped, hand strung brown card gift tags.7 x 4cm ma..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Shrivelled Mini Willy Warmer

Shrivelled Mini Willy WarmerContains one pink knitted wool mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 / 6..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Silk Tie - 50 Shades Bookmark

 Can you defy the silk tie? - 50 Shades of Grey Bookmark   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 201..

£0.10 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Silk Tie 50 Shades Door Hanger

Can you defy the silk tie? 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades Of Grey..

£0.10 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Sluts - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Sluts BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Small Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Small Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm ..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

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