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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Silk Tie - 50 Shades Bookmark

 Can you defy the silk tie? - 50 Shades of Grey Bookmark   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 201..

£0.75 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.75

Silk Tie 50 Shades Door Hanger

Can you defy the silk tie? 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades Of Grey..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Socially Inept - Snowflake Badge

Socially Inept - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Special - Snowflake Badge

Special - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Spit Or Swallow Handbag Mirror

Spit / Swallow Handbag MirrorSend out different signals in the pub or club this Christmas - will you..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Squeaking Clown Nose

Squeaking Clown Nose. OK, it isn't really smutty although there's a tenuous link as it is a big red..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Strip Mug For Him ~ Female Striptease Mug

Strip Mug For Him Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just ad..

£4.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Swearing Fines Tin ~ Swear Box

Swearing Fines Tin. Perfect Secret Santa fodder for the foul-mouthed workmate. An inexpensive stoc..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Swearing Parrot Keyring ~ Polly The Insulting Parrot

Swearing Parrot Keyring ~ Polly The Insulting Parrot This feathered fiend has the vocabulary of a d..

£7.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

The Original Ugly Bag

The Original Ugly Bag - Helping ugly people to have sex! Creams didn't work? Surgery too expensive?..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Toilet Tabletop Vacuum Cleaner

Toilet Tabletop Vacuum Cleaner. Utterly mind boggling...... It's a battery powered table top vacuum..

£5.99 Ex Tax: £5.99

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake Badge

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake BadgeSpare us!  If there is such a creature as a vegan vaper, I'm sure ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Very Upset - Snowflake Badge

Very Upset - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Voodoo Doll ~ Boss ~ Secret Santa

Voodoo Doll - Boss. Do you work for a right old bastard?  Don't get mad - get even and thrust the e..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Waiting - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Waiting for Mr Grey. 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Waiting For Mr Grey - Fifty Shades Mug

Waiting for Mr Grey mug 50 Shades of Grey   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel by Br..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher This Masturbation Sock will make an excellent novelty gift ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Well Moist - Snowflake Badge

Well Moist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Willy Whacker

Willy Whacker - AKA.Bed Snake Bat. Now with added Glow in the Darkiness! An effective birth contro..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Wind Up Energetic Sperm

Wind Up Energetic Sperm A racing wriggler - buy a couple and hold your own Wanky Races. Fun for a ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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