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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Special - Snowflake Badge

Special - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Spit Or Swallow Handbag Mirror

Spit / Swallow Handbag MirrorSend out different signals in the pub or club this Christmas - will you..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Squeaking Clown Nose

Squeaking Clown Nose. OK, it isn't really smutty although there's a tenuous link as it is a big red..

£0.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Strip Mug For Him ~ Female Striptease Mug

Strip Mug For Him Make drinking tea or coffee more interesting with these striptease mugs. Just ad..

£2.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Swearing Fines Tin ~ Swear Box

Swearing Fines Tin. Perfect Secret Santa fodder for the foul-mouthed workmate. An inexpensive stoc..

£0.75 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.75

The Original Ugly Bag

The Original Ugly Bag - Helping ugly people to have sex! Creams didn't work? Surgery too expensive?..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted Condom

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted CondomIs there an irritating cunt, or a cunt that needs irritating in y..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake Badge

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake BadgeSpare us!  If there is such a creature as a vegan vaper, I'm sure ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Very Upset - Snowflake Badge

Very Upset - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Voodoo Doll ~ Boss ~ Secret Santa

Voodoo Doll - Boss. Do you work for a right old bastard?  Don't get mad - get even and thrust ..

£0.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Waiting - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Waiting for Mr Grey. 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a ..

£0.10 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Waiting For Mr Grey - Fifty Shades Mug

Waiting for Mr Grey mug 50 Shades of Grey   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic&n..

£0.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher This Masturbation Sock will make an excellent novelty gift ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Well Moist - Snowflake Badge

Well Moist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Willy Whacker

Willy Whacker - AKA.Bed Snake Bat. Now with added Glow in the Darkiness! An effective birth contro..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Wind Up Energetic Sperm

Wind Up Energetic Sperm A racing wriggler - buy a couple and hold your own Wanky Races. Fun for a ..

£1.50 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.50

Wind Up Fanny

Wind Up Fanny In close contention with the fanny shaped lollipop for gross product of the year this..

£0.99 £2.75 Ex Tax: £0.99

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer Once you go black, there\'s no going back?  Not true!Just whip ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards

XXX Cartoon Playing Cards A full-sized pack of playing cards that will add a certain something to a..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

You Are A Homo Mug

You're A Homo Mug A mug sized mug printed with the potentially offensive phrase 'You're a homo' Pe..

£2.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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