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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Very Upset - Snowflake Badge

Very Upset - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher

Wank Sock - Pocahandjob's Dream Catcher This Masturbation Sock will make an excellent novelty gift ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Well Moist - Snowflake Badge

Well Moist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer Once you go black, there\'s no going back?  Not true!Just whip ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Zombie Knitted Willy Warmer

Zombie Knitted Willy WarmerBeware of the Wanking Dead! Prevent your rotten cock from dropping off!G..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Zombie Mini Willy Warmer

Zombie Mini Willy Warmer - The Wanking DeadContains one septic bloodied green mini willy warmer.Pack..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Zzzzz - Snowflake Badge

Zzzzz - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

ARSENIC - Scented Candle

 ARSENIC - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

AWW BBZ - Scented Candle

AWW BBZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

AWW HUGZ - Scented Candle

AWW HUGZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

CARBON MONOXIDE - Scented Candle

 CARBON MONOXIDE - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Cheesy Cock Scented Candle

Cheesy Cock Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*  *T..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

CHLOROFORM - Scented Candle

CHLOROFORM  - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scent..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

CYANIDE - Scented Candle

CYANIDE  - Scented CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Filthy Dirty Affair Remover

Filthy Dirty Affair RemoverScrub away the cheap scent and the brash lipstick with our patented* 'Fil..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Genital Wart Remover

Filthy Genital Wart RemoverScrub away the encrustations of genital warts around your arsehole with o..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Gusset Stain Remover

Filthy Gusset Stain RemoverScrub away the dirty filthy build up of vaginal secretions, secondhand ja..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Knob Cheese Remover

Filthy Knob Cheese RemoverScrub away the massive build up of putrid smegma with our patented* 'Filth..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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