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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Office Fling Kit

Office Fling Kit. Work isn't meant to be this much fun. Add something extra to your office romance..

£0.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Old - Snowflake Badge

Old - Snowflake BadgeOld, past it, no idea what's going on.....Perfect for the office Christmas part..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Old Age Sex Book / Manual

A comprehensive manual for the Joys of Sex for the middle aged. Everything you need to know is cont..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy Warmer

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy WarmerA cock sock for the over fifties!Will make an excellent adult nove..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Orgasms - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Orgasms BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Pathetic - Snowflake Badge

Pathetic - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Paulio Myelitis Badge

Paulio Myelitis BadgeIt's everyone's favourite Lithuanian orphan - Paulio!This idle benefit scroungi..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Pen - Rubbish Secret Santa

Pen - Rubbish Secret SantaYou really can't be bothered to do secret Santa?  Fair enough, just g..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pen - Shit Gift

Pen - Shit GiftWhy put any effort into gift giving?  Buy these and get pissed / have a wank in ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pencil Sharpener - Boobs

Pencil Sharpener - Boobs. Pencil sharpening has never been the most exciting job, but it just got a..

£0.50 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.50

Practice Safe Sex - Condom Card

Practice Safe Sex - Condom CardContains one PUNCTURED and probably OUT OF DATE condom - NOT TO BE US..

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

Pussy - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Pussy BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers, Lube, Condom & Wet Wipe. A Smutty Gifts exclusive. The Quic..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Racist - Snowflake Badge

Racist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it will cover ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Rather Offended - Snowflake Badge

Rather Offended - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret san..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Red Room - 50 Shades Bookmark

Meet me in the Red Room - 50 Shades of Grey Bookmark   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 er..

£0.10 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Red Room - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Meet me in the Red Room 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger    Fifty Shades Of G..

£0.10 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Red Room - Fifty Shades Mug

Meet me in the Red Room mug 50 Shades of Grey   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic&n..

£0.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Resting Bitch Face Mirror

Resting Bitch Face MirrorA "button" style mirror - printed with varying floral and geometric designs..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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