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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers, Lube, Condom & Wet Wipe. A Smutty Gifts exclusive. The Quic..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Racist - Snowflake Badge

Racist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it will cover ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Rather Offended - Snowflake Badge

Rather Offended - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret san..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Red Room - 50 Shades Bookmark

Meet me in the Red Room - 50 Shades of Grey Bookmark   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 er..

£0.75 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.75

Red Room - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Meet me in the Red Room 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger    Fifty Shades Of G..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Red Room - Fifty Shades Mug

Meet me in the Red Room mug 50 Shades of Grey   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel by Br..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Resting Bitch Face Mirror

Resting Bitch Face MirrorA "button" style mirror - printed with varying floral and geometric designs..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Right Tit Hat

Right Tit Hat Yes, you'll look like a right tit wearing this hat!Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Ring For A Shag Bell

Ring For A Shag Bell One ring for "I'm horny - Need a shag!" Two rings for "I really need a shag, ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ring For Sex Bell

Ring For Sex Bell. One ring for "Ready Now!" Two rings for "Be Quick!" Three rings if you're desp..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Scary Killer Clown Pubes Keyring

Clown Pubes Keyring.Multi-coloured clown pubes recovered from the scene of a heinous crime by our te..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Seaman Stains Knitted Willy Warmer

Seaman Stains Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your todger jolly with this sailor inspired cock sock.Will ma..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Sex Dice ~ Glow In The Dark

Sex Dice ~ Glow in the dark bedroom fun! A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your s..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Sexist - Snowflake Badge

Sexist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Sexually Inert - Snowflake Badge

Sexually Inert - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Sexy Girl Bottle Opener

Sexy Girl Bottle Opener A surprisingly heavy white metal bottle opener in the form of a sexy bikini..

£4.49 Ex Tax: £4.49

Sexy Shaped Neoprene Bottle Holder

Sexy Shaped Neoprene Bottle Holder. Great for keeping your beer cool on a stag night these neoprene..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Shit Art Box Canvas

Shit Art Box CanvasHand letterpressy stamped ink letters on a stretched box canvas.The picture shows..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shit Gift Tag - Pack Of Five

Shit Gift Tag - Pack Of FiveA pack of five hand stamped, hand strung brown card gift tags.7 x 4cm ma..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

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