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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Scary Clown Merkin

Scary Clown MerkinScare the shIT out of a clown hater (or coulrophobic if you want to be all correct..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Scary Killer Clown Pubes Keyring

Clown Pubes Keyring.Multi-coloured clown pubes recovered from the scene of a heinous crime by our te..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Seaman Stains Knitted Willy Warmer

Seaman Stains Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your todger jolly with this sailor inspired cock sock.Will ma..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Sex - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Sex BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamete..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Sexist - Snowflake Badge

Sexist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Sexually Inert - Snowflake Badge

Sexually Inert - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Shit Art Box Canvas

Shit Art Box CanvasHand letterpressy stamped ink letters on a stretched box canvas.The picture shows..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shit Gift Tag - Pack Of Five

Shit Gift Tag - Pack Of FiveA pack of five hand stamped, hand strung brown card gift tags.7 x 4cm ma..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Shrivelled Mini Willy Warmer

Shrivelled Mini Willy WarmerContains one pink knitted wool mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 / 6..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Sluts - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Sluts BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Small Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Small Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm ..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Socially Inept - Snowflake Badge

Socially Inept - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Spanking - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Spanking BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm di..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Special - Snowflake Badge

Special - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Spit Or Swallow Handbag Mirror

Spit / Swallow Handbag MirrorSend out different signals in the pub or club this Christmas - will you..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Spunk - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Spunk BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Uranus - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Uranus BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diam..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted Condom

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted CondomIs there an irritating cunt, or a cunt that needs irritating in y..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake Badge

Vegan Vaper - Snowflake BadgeSpare us!  If there is such a creature as a vegan vaper, I'm sure ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

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