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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Novelty Mug ~ Mondays Suck

Novelty Mug ~ Mondays Suck Perfect for a rude Secret Santa gift! Printed pottery mug. 4" / 10cm h..

£2.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Novelty Mug ~ Serial Fucker

Novelty Mug ~ Serial Fucker Perfect for a rude Secret Santa gift! Printed pottery mug. 4\" / 10cm..

£2.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Novelty Mug ~ Touch me - I'm Sick.

Novelty Mug ~ Touch me - I'm sick. Perfect for a rude Secret Santa gift! Printed pottery mug. 4" ..

£2.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Obey Mr Grey - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Keep still and obey Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger   Fifty Shades Of Gre..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Obey Mr Grey - Fifty Shades Mug

Keep still and obey Mr Grey mug 50 Shades of Grey   Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel b..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Office Babe Scorecards

Office Babe Scorecards. It's sexist, it's chauvinistic, it's hilarious, it's politically incorrect...

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Office Fling Kit

Office Fling Kit. Work isn't meant to be this much fun. Add something extra to your office romance..

£1.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Old - Snowflake Badge

Old - Snowflake BadgeOld, past it, no idea what's going on.....Perfect for the office Christmas part..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Old Age Sex Book / Manual

A comprehensive manual for the Joys of Sex for the middle aged. Everything you need to know is cont..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy Warmer

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy WarmerA cock sock for the over fifties!Will make an excellent adult nove..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Orgasm Bag

Orgasm Bag The orgasm bag is just like the timeless classic 'Laughing Bag' but better! Just squeez..

£2.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Orgasmoboob Keychain

The Orgasmoboob Keychain makes a perfect secret Santa gift for the breast obsessed man in the office..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Pathetic - Snowflake Badge

Pathetic - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Paulio Myelitis Badge

Paulio Myelitis BadgeIt's everyone's favourite Lithuanian orphan - Paulio!This idle benefit scroungi..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Pecker Paper Clips ~ Penis Shaped Paperclips

Pecker Paper Clips. Make filing fun with these penis shaped paper clips! A treat for the will..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pen - Rubbish Secret Santa

Pen - Rubbish Secret SantaYou really can't be bothered to do secret Santa?  Fair enough, just g..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pen - Shit Gift

Pen - Shit GiftWhy put any effort into gift giving?  Buy these and get pissed / have a wank in ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pencil Sharpener - Boobs

Pencil Sharpener - Boobs. Pencil sharpening has never been the most exciting job, but it just got a..

£1.50 £1.99 Ex Tax: £1.50

Practice Safe Sex - Condom Card

Practice Safe Sex - Condom CardContains one PUNCTURED and probably OUT OF DATE condom - NOT TO BE US..

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

Queen of Fucking Everything Teatowel

Tea Towel ~ Queen of Fucking Everything The perfect gift for the Queen of Fucking Everything in you..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

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