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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll Do you live in a bedsit and fancy a fling with a petite ebon..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

No - Snowflake Badge

No - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&nbs..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Not Fair - Snowflake Badge

Not Fair  - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Old - Snowflake Badge

Old - Snowflake BadgeOld, past it, no idea what's going on.....Perfect for the office Christmas part..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy Warmer

Old Wrinklies Knitted Willy WarmerA cock sock for the over fifties!Will make an excellent adult nove..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Orgasms - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Orgasms BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Pathetic - Snowflake Badge

Pathetic - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Paulio Myelitis Badge

Paulio Myelitis BadgeIt's everyone's favourite Lithuanian orphan - Paulio!This idle benefit scroungi..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Pen - Rubbish Secret Santa

Pen - Rubbish Secret SantaYou really can't be bothered to do secret Santa?  Fair enough, just g..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Pen - Shit Gift

Pen - Shit GiftWhy put any effort into gift giving?  Buy these and get pissed / have a wank in ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Practice Safe Sex - Condom Card

Practice Safe Sex - Condom CardContains one PUNCTURED and probably OUT OF DATE condom - NOT TO BE US..

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

Pussy - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Pussy BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diame..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers

Quickie Kit ~ Crotchless Knickers, Lube, Condom & Wet Wipe. A Smutty Gifts exclusive. The Quic..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Racist - Snowflake Badge

Racist - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it will cover ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Rather Offended - Snowflake Badge

Rather Offended - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret san..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Resting Bitch Face Mirror

Resting Bitch Face MirrorA "button" style mirror - printed with varying floral and geometric designs..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Right Tit Hat

Right Tit Hat Yes, you'll look like a right tit wearing this hat!Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Rough Sex - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Rough Sex BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm d..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Sausage - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Sausage BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

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