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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Jihaddy Knitted Willy Warmer

Jihaddy Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your stick of dynamite under cover with this subtle weapon of mass ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Kama Sutra Pen

Kama Sutra Pen. Make writing so much more interesting with this hand painted resin ballpoint pen. ..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Kama Sutra Toilet Paper ~ Rude Toilet Roll

Kama Sutra Toilet Paper. Have some good clean fun with this novelty toilet roll. Each sheet is pri..

£2.25 £2.50 Ex Tax: £2.25

Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Puzzle Cube

Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Puzzle Cube Add a novel twist to the Rubic-style puzzle cube. Twist the cub..

£0.99 £2.49 Ex Tax: £0.99

Ladyboy Strip Mug

Ladyboy Strip Mug. Annoy and embarrass a mate with this strip mug! Just add a hot drink and watch ..

£2.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Liberal - Snowflake Badge

Liberal - Snowflake BadgeWhine away.Perfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Lover's Knitted Willy Warmer

Lover's Knitted Willy WarmerWill make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret San..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Lusha The Crusher

Lusha The Crusher She’s big and she’s horny and she's about to rock your world. Just clap your han..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy Warmer

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy WarmerSewn on stars and what have you will vary, as will the patt..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy Warmer

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy WarmerYes, this really is a hand knitted cock sock made from g..

£7.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Military Mini Willy Warmer

Military Mini Willy WarmerStandard issue to the RAF regiment, optional for RAF, Army and NavyContain..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Mirror ~ Queen of Fucking Everything

A "button" style mirror decorated with the slogan "Queen of Fucking Everything" 3" / 7.5cm diameter..

£0.99 £2.50 Ex Tax: £0.99

Mirror ~ Wine!

A "button" style mirror decorated with the slogan "Wine!  How classy people get shitfaced" 3" ..

£0.99 £2.50 Ex Tax: £0.99

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll Do you live in a bedsit and fancy a fling with a petite ebon..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Naked Man Light / Cord Pull ~ DiddiBoom

Naked Man Light / Cord Pull ~ DiddiBoom Brighten up your bathroom with this wooden cord pull. This..

£1.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Naked Woman Light / Cord Pull ~ DiddiBoom

Naked Woman Light / Cord Pull ~ DiddiBoom Brighten up your bathroom with this wooden cord pull. Th..

£1.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

No - Snowflake Badge

No - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&nbs..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Not Fair - Snowflake Badge

Not Fair  - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sant..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Notepad ~ I'm A Little Behind

I'm A Little Behind Notepad. A message you'll be happy to receive, whether you do anything after re..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Notepad ~ Life's A Bitch

Life's A Bitch Notepad. So here's a note to one! For those warm and friendly inter - off..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

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