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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Go Away - Snowflake Badge

Go Away - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Golden Boys Knitted Willy Warmer

Golden Boys Knitted Willy WarmerIdeal for a blonde chap - or as a prize for always coming first.&nbs..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Grow Your Own Boobs

Grow Your Own Boobs Attention: Ladies with flatties need wish no more.  Voluptuous breasts are..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Grow Your Own Willy

Grow Your Own Willy Grows in cold water - instead of shrinking. No premature ejaculation. No Viag..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatab..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

I Am Not Dave Badge

I Am Not Dave BadgeThere's a fairly high chance that you aren't called Dave.  Wear one of these..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Intolerant - Snowflake Badge

Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Irish Leprechaun Knitted Willy Warmer

Seavus O\'Hare\'s Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it w..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Irish Mini Willy Warmer

Irish Mini Willy WarmerSeavus O'Hare's magical miniature willy warmer.  For the Leprechaun cock..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Istist - Snowflake Badge

Istist  - Snowflake BadgeRacist, sexist, fascist...... go the whole hog and wear an istist badg..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Jangle Balls Knitted Willy Warmer

Jingle Balls Knitted Willy WarmerA festive willy warmer complete with a little bell on the end!Will ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Jihaddy Knitted Willy Warmer

Jihaddy Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your stick of dynamite under cover with this subtle weapon of mass ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Kama Sutra Pen

Kama Sutra Pen. Make writing so much more interesting with this hand painted resin ballpoint pen. ..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Puzzle Cube

Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Puzzle Cube Add a novel twist to the Rubic-style puzzle cube. Twist the cub..

£0.99 £2.49 Ex Tax: £0.99

Ladyboy Strip Mug

Ladyboy Strip Mug. Annoy and embarrass a mate with this strip mug! Just add a hot drink and watch ..

£2.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Liberal - Snowflake Badge

Liberal - Snowflake BadgeWhine away.Perfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Lover's Knitted Willy Warmer

Lover's Knitted Willy WarmerWill make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret San..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Lusha The Crusher

Lusha The Crusher She’s big and she’s horny and she's about to rock your world. Just clap your han..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy Warmer

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy WarmerSewn on stars and what have you will vary, as will the patt..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy Warmer

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy WarmerYes, this really is a hand knitted cock sock made from g..

£7.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

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