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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Ginger Nuts - Mini Willy Warmer

Ginger Nuts - Mini Willy WarmerContains one unrolled mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 / 6 x 4 /..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ginger Nuts Knitted Willy Warmer

Ginger Nuts Knitted Willy WarmerYes, gingers can now cover their head as it hangs in shame.Will make..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Gluten Intolerant Snowflake Badge

Gluten Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret s..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Go Away - Snowflake Badge

Go Away - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Golden Boys Knitted Willy Warmer

Golden Boys Knitted Willy WarmerIdeal for a blonde chap - or as a prize for always coming first.&nbs..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Grow A Female Fuck Buddy

Grow A Female Fuck Buddy She's always ready for a quickie and is happy to fulfil every fantasy. By..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Grow A Pornstar

Grow Your Own Pornstar. Just get her wet, to get her started!   She'll swell by..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Grow Your Own Boobs

Grow Your Own Boobs Attention: Ladies with flatties need wish no more.  Voluptuous breasts are..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Grow Your Own Willy

Grow Your Own Willy Grows in cold water - instead of shrinking. No premature ejaculation. No Viag..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Hand Shaped Soap

Hand Shaped Soap On A Rope The ideal gift for a single man, especially one that likes to linger in ..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Have A Crap Christmas ~ Santa Balls

Have A Crap Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the ph..

£0.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Ho Bloody Ho ~ Red Santa Ball

Ho Bloody Ho ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Ho..

£0.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Ho Bloody Ho ~ White Santa Ball

Ho Bloody Ho ~ White Santa Ball A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase..

£0.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatab..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

I Am Not Dave Badge

I Am Not Dave BadgeThere's a fairly high chance that you aren't called Dave.  Wear one of these..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Intolerant - Snowflake Badge

Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Irish Leprechaun Knitted Willy Warmer

Seavus O\'Hare\'s Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it w..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Irish Mini Willy Warmer

Irish Mini Willy WarmerSeavus O'Hare's magical miniature willy warmer.  For the Leprechaun cock..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Istist - Snowflake Badge

Istist  - Snowflake BadgeRacist, sexist, fascist...... go the whole hog and wear an istist badg..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Jangle Balls Knitted Willy Warmer

Jingle Balls Knitted Willy WarmerA festive willy warmer complete with a little bell on the end!Will ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

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