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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Ginger Minge Merkin

Flamecrotch\'s Genuine Ginger Minge Merkin A bushy and very bright orange novelty merkin in Edwardi..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ginger Nuts - Mini Willy Warmer

Ginger Nuts - Mini Willy WarmerContains one unrolled mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 / 6 x 4 /..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ginger Nuts Knitted Willy Warmer

Ginger Nuts Knitted Willy WarmerYes, gingers can now cover their head as it hangs in shame.Will make..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Gingers - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Gingers BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Gluten Intolerant Snowflake Badge

Gluten Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret s..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Go Away - Snowflake Badge

Go Away - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Golden Boys Knitted Willy Warmer

Golden Boys Knitted Willy WarmerIdeal for a blonde chap - or as a prize for always coming first.&nbs..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatab..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

I Am Not Dave Badge

I Am Not Dave BadgeThere's a fairly high chance that you aren't called Dave.  Wear one of these..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Intolerant - Snowflake Badge

Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Irish Leprechaun Knitted Willy Warmer

Seavus O\'Hare\'s Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it w..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Irish Mini Willy Warmer

Irish Mini Willy WarmerSeavus O'Hare's magical miniature willy warmer.  For the Leprechaun cock..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Istist - Snowflake Badge

Istist  - Snowflake BadgeRacist, sexist, fascist...... go the whole hog and wear an istist badg..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Jangle Balls Knitted Willy Warmer

Jingle Balls Knitted Willy WarmerA festive willy warmer complete with a little bell on the end!Will ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Jihaddy Knitted Willy Warmer

Jihaddy Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your stick of dynamite under cover with this subtle weapon of mass ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Liberal - Snowflake Badge

Liberal - Snowflake BadgeWhine away.Perfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Lover's Knitted Willy Warmer

Lover's Knitted Willy WarmerWill make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret San..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy Warmer

Magical Unicorn Knitted Willy WarmerSewn on stars and what have you will vary, as will the patt..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy Warmer

Masochists Knitted Garden Twine Willy WarmerYes, this really is a hand knitted cock sock made from g..

£7.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Military Mini Willy Warmer

Military Mini Willy WarmerStandard issue to the RAF regiment, optional for RAF, Army and NavyContain..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

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