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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Golden Boys Knitted Willy Warmer

Golden Boys Knitted Willy WarmerIdeal for a blonde chap - or as a prize for always coming first.&nbs..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Grow A Female Fuck Buddy

Grow A Female Fuck Buddy She's always ready for a quickie and is happy to fulfil every fantasy. By..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Grow A Pornstar

Grow Your Own Pornstar. Just get her wet, to get her started!   She'll swell by..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Grow Your Own Boobs

Grow Your Own Boobs Attention: Ladies with flatties need wish no more.  Voluptuous breasts are..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Grow Your Own Willy

Grow Your Own Willy Grows in cold water - instead of shrinking. No premature ejaculation. No Viag..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Hand Shaped Soap

Hand Shaped Soap On A Rope The ideal gift for a single man, especially one that likes to linger in ..

£5.99 Ex Tax: £5.99

Have A Crap Christmas ~ Santa Balls

Have A Crap Christmas ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the ph..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Ho Bloody Ho ~ Red Santa Ball

Ho Bloody Ho ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase: Ho..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Ho Bloody Ho ~ White Santa Ball

Ho Bloody Ho ~ White Santa Ball A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phrase..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatab..

£5.99 Ex Tax: £5.99

I Am Not Dave Badge

I Am Not Dave BadgeThere's a fairly high cahance that you aren't called Dave.  Wear one of thes..

£1.50 Ex Tax: £1.50

Intolerant - Snowflake Badge

Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 ..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Irish Leprechaun Knitted Willy Warmer

Seavus O\'Hare\'s Knitted Willy Warmer Keep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it w..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Istist - Snowflake Badge

Istist  - Snowflake BadgeRacist, sexist, fascist...... go the whole hog and wear an istist badg..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Jangle Balls Knitted Willy Warmer

Jingle Balls Knitted Willy WarmerA festive willy warmer complete with a little bell on the end!Will ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Jihaddy Knitted Willy Warmer

Jihaddy Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your stick of dynamite under cover with this subtle weapon of mass ..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Kama Sutra Pen

Kama Sutra Pen. Make writing so much more interesting with this hand painted resin ballpoint pen. ..

£1.49 £1.99 Ex Tax: £1.49

Kama Sutra Toilet Paper ~ Rude Toilet Roll

Kama Sutra Toilet Paper. Have some good clean fun with this novelty toilet roll. Each sheet is pri..

£2.50 Ex Tax: £2.50

Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Puzzle Cube

Kamasutra / Kama Sutra Puzzle Cube Add a novel twist to the Rubic-style puzzle cube. Twist the cub..

£1.99 £2.49 Ex Tax: £1.99

Ladyboy Strip Mug

Ladyboy Strip Mug. Annoy and embarrass a mate with this strip mug! Just add a hot drink and watch ..

£4.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

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