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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Builders DayGlo Knitted Willy Warmer

Builders DayGlo Knitted Willy WarmerAlmost fluorescent day glo PPE protection for your head.To be wo..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 ..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Butt Tissue Box Cover

Butt Tissue Box Cover Cover up your unsightly box of tissues with this unsightly tissue box cover. ..

£1.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Chilly Willy Knitted Willy Scarf

Chilly Willy Knitted Willy ScarfA hand knitted wool cock scarf.Packed in a festively inspired A5 siz..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey  50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger  ..

£0.10 £0.50 Ex Tax: £0.10

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever Stress reliever in the shape of a pile of poo with a little cute C..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

CIS HET Badge for HER

CIS HET Badge for HERCis Het - Normal, heterosexual person that identifies their gender with the con..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

CIS HET Badge for HIM

CIS HET Badge for HIMCis Het - Normal, heterosexual person that identifies their gender with the con..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (3)

Clown Handbag Mirror (3)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards. A full-sized pack of graphically rude playing cards. Each c..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Cutesy Knitted Willy Warmer

Cutesy Knitted Willy WarmerKeep your cock snug this winter!  Generously sized it will cover all..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug Fifty Shades of Grey     Fifty S..

£0.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Dogging - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Dogging BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm dia..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Dolly the Inflatable Sheep

Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!!   You’d be baaarking not to want Dolly and Do..

£1.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Dull - Snowflake Badge

Dull - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&n..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Easily Triggered - Snowflake Badge

Easily Triggered - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sa..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Executive Ball Scratcher

Executive Ball Scratcher. A surprisingly good quality silver plated ball scratcher in an equally go..

£6.99 £9.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Fascist - Snowflake Badge

Fascist - Snowflake BadgeDiffering views? Oh, you are a fascist then.Perfect for the office Christma..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

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