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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug Fifty Shades of Grey     Fifty Shades Of Grey i..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Dolly the Inflatable Sheep

Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!!   You’d be baaarking not to want Dolly and Dolly wants ..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Dull - Snowflake Badge

Dull - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"&n..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Easily Triggered - Snowflake Badge

Easily Triggered - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret sa..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Executive Ball Scratcher

Executive Ball Scratcher. A surprisingly good quality silver plated ball scratcher in an equally go..

£9.99 Ex Tax: £9.99

Eye Mask - The Bitch Is Sleeping

Eye Mask - "The bitch is sleeping". And let sleeping dogs lie... whilst wearing a pink fur eye mask..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Fascist - Snowflake Badge

Fascist - Snowflake BadgeDiffering views? Oh, you are a fascist then.Perfect for the office Christma..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Fat- Snowflake Badge

Fat - Snowflake Badge.A badge for fatty.Perfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap sec..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Freshly Plucked Lucky Pubes Keyring

Freshly Plucked Lucky Pubes Keyring / Key Ring An adult novelty gift that will make the perfect, di..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Fuck Me - It's Christmas Badge

Fuck Me - It's Christmas Badge.It's a whopper! - 3"  /  75mm diameter.It's in assorted des..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Fuck You Mug

Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Mug A mug sized mug printed with the offensive phrase  'Fuck You, You Fu..

£3.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Fucked Off Flat Sharer Memo Pad

A Message From A Fucked Off Flat Sharer Notepad / Note pad. A memo pad printed with the above messa..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fuming - Snowflake Badge

Fuming - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Gender Solid - Snowflake Badge

Gender Solid - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Ginger - Snowflake Badge

Ginger - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Ginger Minge Merkin

Flamecrotch\'s Genuine Ginger Minge Merkin A bushy and very bright orange novelty merkin in Edwardi..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ginger Nuts Knitted Willy Warmer

Ginger Nuts Knitted Willy WarmerYes, gingers can now cover their head as it hangs in shame.Will make..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Gluten Intolerant Snowflake Badge

Gluten Intolerant - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret s..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Go Away - Snowflake Badge

Go Away - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

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