Zombie Knitted Willy Warmer
Beware of the Wanking Dead!
Prevent your rotten cock from dropping off!
Generously sized it will cover all but the largest erection - unusual in the world of Chinese mass produced mini cock-socks.
Supplied with ample satin ribbon for safe and secure fastening.
This knitted willy warmer, lovingly created by teams of grey haired old ladies, child labour and European migrants*, will make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret Santa present.
Packed in a stay fresh cellophane bag with a delightful printed header card.
* That\\\'s complete garbage, but you could fib and say that your Nan made it.
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