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XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

  • Product Code: SG-WW-XXL
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£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

XXL Black Knitted Willy Warmer

Once you go black, there\'s no going back?  Not true!
Just whip off this XXL willy warmer and you\'ll be back to whatever knobshade you were.

Generously sized it will cover all but the largest erection - unusual in the world of Chinese mass produced mini cock-socks.
Supplied with ample satin ribbon for safe and secure fastening.

This knitted willy warmer, lovingly created by teams of grey haired old ladies, child labour and European migrants*, will make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret Santa present.

Packed in a stay fresh cellophane bag with a delightful printed header card.

* That\\\'s complete garbage, but you could fib and say that your Nan made it.

Flat
Flat Flat as the flattest flat thing.

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