Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer
- Product Code: SG-WW-Army
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Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer ~ Adult Rude Novelty Gift
Perfectly suited to the military man of action. One that stands rigidly to attention.
Keep your cock snug this winter! Generously sized it will cover all but the largest erection - unusual in the world of Chinese mass produced mini cock-socks.
Supplied with ample satin ribbon for safe and secure fastening.
This knitted willy warmer, lovingly created by teams of grey haired old ladies, child labour and European migrants*, will make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret Santa present.
Packed in a stay fresh cellophane bag with a delightful printed header card.
* That's complete garbage, but you could fib and say that your Nan made it.
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