Blue Tit Hat

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£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

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Blue Tit Hat

One for the bird lovers.

Its a blue bobble hat, inspired by a boob and packed within a big A5 card packet with another kind of blue tit.

Merciless wit for the budding ornithologist.

Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern Europeans. (Joke, snowflakes)

One size will fit most, not including the elephant man on the grounds that he's dead.

Nicely packaged.

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Shipping, postage - call it what you will.
Flat things are cheaper to post than lumpy things so we charge less for flat stuff.

UK Sales.
Flat things cost £1 on orders up to £10. After that it's free.
Lumpy things cost £3 on orders up to £30. Yes, you guessed it - after that it's free!Mixing lumpy and flat things means you pay the lumpy charge.

Non UK Sales.
It gets a bit more interesting here.
Lumpy things are charged by weight and flat things are charged per order.
Flats are £2.50 for EU and £4.00 for the rest of the world.

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