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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign

Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Contin..

£3.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Army Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer

Army Standard Issue Knitted Willy WarmerWill make an excellent adult novelty gift, stocking filler o..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Bad Girls - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Good girls go to heaven.  Bad girls go to Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger ..

£0.50 Ex Tax: £0.50

Bath Book For Her

Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and ..

£1.49 £1.99 Ex Tax: £1.49

Bath Book For Him

Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic ..

£1.49 £1.99 Ex Tax: £1.49

Blue Tit Hat

Blue Tit Hat One for the bird lovers.Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern Europeans. (Joke, snowflake..

£9.99 Ex Tax: £9.99

Boobie / Breast Note Pad

Boobie / Breast Note Pad. Keep abreast of your paperwork with this breast shaped note pad. Makes a..

£2.49 £3.99 Ex Tax: £2.49

Boring - Snowflake Badge

Boring - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball

Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball A squishy little bouncing breast - which will appeal to just about any ..

£2.50 Ex Tax: £2.50

Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 1/2" ..

£2.49 £3.99 Ex Tax: £2.49

Butt Tissue Box Cover

Butt Tissue Box Cover Cover up your unsightly box of tissues with this unsightly tissue box cover. ..

£4.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey  50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger  ..

£0.50 Ex Tax: £0.50

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever Stress reliever in the shape of a pile of poo with a little cute C..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (3)

Clown Handbag Mirror (3)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Comical Kama Sutra Playing Cards. A full-sized pack of graphically rude playing cards. Each c..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug Fifty Shades of Grey     Fifty Shades Of Grey i..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Dolly the Inflatable Sheep

Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!!   You’d be baaarking not to want Dolly and Dolly wants ..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

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