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Cunt Tree Christmas Decoration

Cunt Tree Christmas Decoration

£2.69 Ex Tax: £2.69

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Cunt Tree Christmas Decoration

A tree shaped plastic Christmas tree decoration sporting the word 'CUNT' and filled with sparkly gold tinselly stuff!
Cunt tree - country*.  Ideal for the person that likes their tat shabby and shit.

* Explained for the hard of thinking.


Approximately 10cm / 4" high.



 

 

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Shipping Information

Shipping, postage - call it what you will.
Flat things are cheaper to post than lumpy things so we charge less for flat stuff.

UK Sales.
Flat things cost £1 on orders up to £10.  After that it's free.
Lumpy things cost £3 on orders up to £30.  Yes, you guessed it - after that it's free!  Mixing lumpy and flat things means you pay the lumpy charge.

Non UK Sales.
It gets a bit more interesting here.
Lumpy things are charged by weight and flat things are charged per order.
Flats are £2.50 for EU and £4.00 for the rest of the world.

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