Default welcome msg!

Contact us Call us: 01872 262581  |   Email us: stuff@smuttycards.com

Throw a rock through our window: Tyrrells Online, Trenwyth, Penweathers,Truro, Cornwall TR3 6EA

Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

  • Product Code: DIPWJV6O8
  • Availability: In Stock
£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug

Fifty Shades of Grey

 

 

Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James which has taken the world by storm.

This range of gifts will make the perfect stocking filler or secret Santa present for the avid fan of the trilogy.

Lumpy
Lumpy Lumpy as a sackfull of door knobs.

Write a review

Note: HTML is not translated!
    Bad           Good

Specials

12 Glasses

Warning: This mum is rather partial to a glass of wine. (Or twelve) 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellop..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99

14 Pints ~ Viz

Fellas.  Avoid pulling ugly birds by simply drinking 14 pints of lager.  Hey presto!  Everyone you c..

£0.50 £2.35 Ex Tax: £0.50

2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign

2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign. Not exactly wank mag quality, but if you do at least the surface can be w..

£3.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

2012 Olympsic Card

Olympsic Greetings Card Bearing the 'Five sick buckets' logo. 6 x 4" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. C..

£0.10 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

40 - Better Penis

40 today! Time to buy a better penis. (I mean car)   5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wra..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99

40 - Single

  Happy Birthday 40 & Single WooHoo! (Time to buy some cats)    5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   C..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99

50 Years Young / Old

50 Years Young / Old 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside. ..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99

70 - Lose Control

70 - Lose Control 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   ..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99

80 - Dinosaurs Talk

80 - Dinosaurs Talk 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This car..

£0.99 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.99