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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Now Drink Irresponsibly

Happy Birthday - Now drink irresponsibly 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Old Spunk Bucket

Old Spunk BucketBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

One Drunken Whore To Another

One Drunken Whore To Another 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Or The Puppy Gets It

Have a wonderful birthday. Or the puppy gets it 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Peace, Love + Lager

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£0.25 £1.85 Ex Tax: £0.25

Please Refrain

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm     Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank ..

£0.25 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.25

Politically Correct Card

A totally blank Politically Correct greetings card. Almost guaranteed not to upset the most right o..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Porn Queen

Happy Birthday Porn Queen   5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped. ..

£0.25 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.25

Post Office Present

Hope you like your birthday present. I gave it to Dave at the Post Office last week, you got it rig..

£0.25 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.25

Prick His Boil

Birthday Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperlink ..

£0.25 £1.75 Ex Tax: £0.25

Pug In A Bow Tie

Pug In A Bow Tie 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Push Up Bottom

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£0.25 £1.85 Ex Tax: £0.25

Really Fucking Old

Really Fucking Old5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy S..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Saggy Tits

Saggy Tits5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Saggy Tits

Saggy TitsShout 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Say Cheese

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Scary Clowns

Scary Clowns Everyone know someone that hates clowns.  Piss them off!5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Senior Moments

Senior Moments 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  De..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Shit Birthday

Shit Birthday5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausag..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shitted Up Birthday

Shitted Up Birthday 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Cards..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

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