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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Jizzy Birthday

Jizzy Birthday Just about every greetings card publisher has, at sometime, brought out a card with ..

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Keep Calm and Spank Me

Keep Calm and Spank Me 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dea..

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Kitchen Slave

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

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Knob - Badge Birthday Card

Knob - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

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Knob End - Badge Birthday Card

Knob End - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

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Knob Rot - Badge Birthday Card

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

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Lady Garden

I saw you looking at my lady garden.... Yeah.... Grass could do with a trim. Birthday Card 5 x ..

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Let's Get Twatted

It's your Birthday. Let's get twatted 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

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Lovely Birthday Jumper

Lovely Birthday JumperFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

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Luxury Yacht

Birthday Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperlink ..

£0.25 £1.65 Ex Tax: £0.25

Miserable Shit Birthday

Miserable Shit Birthday  10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth ..

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Moan In Bed

Birthday Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperlink ..

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More Miserable Than Usual

I love birthdays!  I can be even more miserable than usual. 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Bla..

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Most Stylish Person

Most Stylish PersonFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

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National Bondage Day

National Bondage DayFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:..

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Needs A Spanking

Needs A Spanking 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. ..

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Nicest Wanker

Nicest WankerFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

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No Laughing Matter

No Laughing Matter 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &n..

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Not As Think

I\'m not as think as you drunk I am 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped...

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Now Do I Get A Shag?

Have the best birthday in the world. Now do I get a shag? 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. ..

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