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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Scary Clowns

Scary Clowns Everyone know someone that hates clowns.  Piss them off!5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Senior Moments

Senior Moments 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  De..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Shit Birthday

Shit Birthday5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausag..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shitted Up Birthday

Shitted Up Birthday 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Cards..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Sister - Drunken Slapper

Happy Birthday Sister - You Drunken Slapper Blank Inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Skanky Crack Whore - Badge Birthday Card

Skanky Crack Whore - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 /..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Smutco Birthday Card

Smutco Birthday Card from the Basic Economy Value range inspired by Britain's wonderful supermarket..

£1.79 Ex Tax: £1.79

Spliffing Birthday

Have A Spliffing Birthday Stoner Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse the recipi..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Squiggle Your Dangler

Birthday Card. 5 x 7" /  12.5 x 14cm Cellowrapped...

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Stupid Ginger Twat - Badge Birthday Card

Stupid Ginger Twat - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 /..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Stupid Prick

Stupid Prick5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Super Market Birthday

Have A Super (Market) Birthday 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Brown Kraft Envelope. Cellophan..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

That\'s Right Fatty

That\'s Right FattyFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Thunder Cunt - Badge Birthday Card

Thunder Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Tiny Little Cock

Tiny Little Cock5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sau..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Trump - Fuck Your Birthday

Trump - Fuck Your Birthday5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped to increase our carb..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Trump - Says Fuck You

Trump - Says Fuck YouThe Donald doesn't like you.  Nor does anyone else.5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Bla..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Vacuous Airhead

Happy Birthday to my favourite vacuous airhead 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane w..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Wasteland Lovely Birthday

Wasteland Lovely BirthdayOh what a day, what a lovely day!A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank insid..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Well Bugger Me!

Well Bugger Me!Fabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

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