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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Knob End - Badge Birthday Card

Knob End - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday Card

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Let's Get Twatted

It's your Birthday. Let's get twatted 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Live Laugh Lube

Live Laugh LubeContains a sachet of lube, naturally!A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Ce..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Lovely Birthday Jumper

Lovely Birthday JumperFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Miserable Shit Birthday

Miserable Shit Birthday  10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

More Miserable Than Usual

I love birthdays!  I can be even more miserable than usual. 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Bla..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Most Stylish Person

Most Stylish PersonFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

National Bondage Day

National Bondage DayFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

No Laughing Matter

No Laughing Matter 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &n..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Not As Think

I\'m not as think as you drunk I am 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped...

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Now Do I Get A Shag?

Have the best birthday in the world. Now do I get a shag? 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Now Drink Irresponsibly

Happy Birthday - Now drink irresponsibly 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Old Spunk Bucket

Old Spunk BucketBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

One Drunken Whore To Another

One Drunken Whore To Another 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Politically Correct Card

A totally blank Politically Correct greetings card. Almost guaranteed not to upset the most right o..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Pug In A Bow Tie

Pug In A Bow Tie 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Really Fucking Old

Really Fucking Old5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy S..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Saggy Tits

Saggy Tits5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Saggy Tits

Saggy TitsShout 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

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