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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Have A Rimtastic Birthday

Have A Rimtastic Birthday From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped...

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Have A Rubbery Birthday

Have A Rubbery Birthday  Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Ca..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Have A Shit Birthday

Have A Shit Birthday 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Card..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Have A Shit Christmas

Have A Shit Christmas 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Car..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Heard It Was Your Birthday

Heard it was your birthday so we\'re here for the piss up. 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank ins..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Holy Crap

Holy CrapShout 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mor..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

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£0.25 £1.85 Ex Tax: £0.25

Its You\'re Birth Day

Its You\'re Birth Day  Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMo..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Its You\'re Birth Day

Its You\'re Birth Day  Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMo..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Jihaddy Birthday

Jihaddy Birthday 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Dynamite Red Envelope. Cellophane wrapped. P..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Jizzy Birthday

Jizzy Birthday Just about every greetings card publisher has, at sometime, brought out a card with ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Keep Calm and Spank Me

Keep Calm and Spank Me 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dea..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Kitchen Slave

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Knob - Badge Birthday Card

Knob - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Knob End - Badge Birthday Card

Knob End - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday Card

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Let's Get Twatted

It's your Birthday. Let's get twatted 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Live Laugh Lube

Live Laugh LubeContains a sachet of lube, naturally!A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Ce..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Lovely Birthday Jumper

Lovely Birthday JumperFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Luxury Yacht

Birthday Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperlink ..

£0.25 £1.65 Ex Tax: £0.25

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