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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Smutco Birthday Card

Smutco Birthday Card from the Basic Economy Value range inspired by Britain's wonderful supermarket..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Spliffing Birthday

Have A Spliffing Birthday Stoner Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse the recipi..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Stupid Ginger Twat - Badge Birthday Card

Stupid Ginger Twat - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 /..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Stupid Prick

Stupid Prick5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Super Market Birthday

Have A Super (Market) Birthday 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Brown Kraft Envelope. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Thunder Cunt - Badge Birthday Card

Thunder Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Tiny Little Cock

Tiny Little Cock5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sau..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Total Tosser

Total TosserA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Trump - Fuck Your Birthday

Trump - Fuck Your Birthday5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped to increase our carb..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Trump - Says Fuck You

Trump - Says Fuck YouThe Donald doesn't like you.  Nor does anyone else.5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Bla..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Wasteland Lovely Birthday

Wasteland Lovely BirthdayOh what a day, what a lovely day!A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank insid..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

You Dirty Cunt  - Badge Birthday Card

You Dirty Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

You Fucking Lineker

You Fucking LinekerYep, Lineker is a term for an overpaid, know it all, lazy prick.With love from ev..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

 Destroyed Your Mums Vagina Day

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Cat Lady

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Cat Lady - 40 Badge

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

Cat Lady - 50 Badge

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

Cat Lady - 60 Badge

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

Cat Lady - 70 Badge

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

Cat Lady - Cat Mad Badge

Blank inside.5 x 7 inches..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

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