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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Have A Shit Birthday

Have A Shit Birthday 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Have A Shit Christmas

Have A Shit Christmas 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Its You\'re Birth Day

Its You\'re Birth Day  Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Its You\'re Birth Day

Its You\'re Birth Day  Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Jihaddy Birthday

Jihaddy Birthday 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Dynamite Red Envelope. Cellophane w..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Jizzy Birthday

Jizzy Birthday Just about every greetings card publisher has, at sometime, brought out a card with ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Knob - Badge Birthday Card

Knob - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Knob End - Badge Birthday Card

Knob End - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday Card

Knob Rot - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inc..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Live Laugh Lube

Live Laugh LubeContains a sachet of lube, naturally!A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Ce..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Miserable Shit Birthday

Miserable Shit Birthday  10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Po..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Politically Correct Card

A totally blank Politically Correct greetings card. Almost guaranteed not to upset the most right o..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Prize Prick

Prize PrickA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Really Fucking Old

Really Fucking Old5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy S..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Saggy Tits

Saggy Tits5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Scary Clowns

Scary Clowns Everyone know someone that hates clowns.  Piss them off!5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shit Birthday

Shit Birthday5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausag..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Shitted Up Birthday

Shitted Up Birthday 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Sister - Drunken Slapper

Happy Birthday Sister - You Drunken Slapper Blank Inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Skanky Crack Whore - Badge Birthday Card

Skanky Crack Whore - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 /..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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