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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Cock Waffle - Badge Birthday Card

 Cock Waffle - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Crap Shag - Badge Birthday Card

 Crap Shag - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Creepiest Birthday

Creepiest BirthdayBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &n..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cunt - Badge Birthday Card

Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Dad - Enjoy Your Hangover

Happy Birthday Dad -  Enjoy Your Hangover Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse t..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Donkey Dick

Donkey DickShout 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean M..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Drunken Twat

Happy Birthday You Drunken Twat Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse the recipie..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Emoji - Have A Day

Emoji - Have A DayHave a birthday, wedding, funeral kind of day.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fancy A Birthday Blowjob?

Fancy A Birthday Blowjob? 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fine Specimen of Manhood

Happy Birthday you fine specimen of manhood 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrap..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fuck Knows

Who's Birthday is it? Fuck knows I'm wasted 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrap..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fuck Off Back To Economy

Happy Birthday. Now fuck off back to economy 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wra..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fuck! You're Old

Fuck! You're old! 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mor..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Generic Meme Card

Generic Meme CardThe common or garden meme provides the backbone for what goes as inspired humour in..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Get A Fucking Grip

Get A Fucking GripFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sau..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Greedy Bollocks

Greedy Bollocks 7 x 5\"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Handmade Shit Card

Handmade Shit CardReal genuine handmade letterpressy goodness with a hand applied machine made 'hand..

£2.79 Ex Tax: £2.79

Happy Birthday .. Insert Expletive Here

Happy Birthday ..... Insert Expletive Here From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

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