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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Borrocks, It's Your Birthday

Borrocks, It's Your Birthday.  Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mo..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Bra's Stuck

Birthday Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperlink ..

£0.25 £1.65 Ex Tax: £0.25

Bum Snoring

Bum Snoring Humdingers 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Pap..

£0.25 £1.85 Ex Tax: £0.25

Cat Piss

Cat Piss Humdingers 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperl..

£0.25 £1.85 Ex Tax: £0.25

Cheap And Nasty

Cheap And NastyBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cheeky Face

Birthday card.     Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  Li..

£0.25 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.25

Cock Waffle - Badge Birthday Card

 Cock Waffle - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Crap Shag - Badge Birthday Card

 Crap Shag - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Creepiest Birthday

Creepiest BirthdayBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &n..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cunt - Badge Birthday Card

Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Dad - Enjoy Your Hangover

Happy Birthday Dad -  Enjoy Your Hangover Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse t..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Dirty Cunt  - Badge Birthday Card

Dirty Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 i..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Donkey Dick

Donkey DickShout 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean M..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Don\'t Care

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£0.25 £1.85 Ex Tax: £0.25

Drunken Twat

Happy Birthday You Drunken Twat Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse the recipie..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Emoji - Have A Day

Emoji - Have A DayHave a birthday, wedding, funeral kind of day.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Extra Tourettestrial

Extra Tourettestrial Blank Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:&..

£0.25 £1.75 Ex Tax: £0.25

Fancy A Birthday Blowjob?

Fancy A Birthday Blowjob? 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fine Specimen of Manhood

Happy Birthday you fine specimen of manhood 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrap..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Flash Knickers

Flash Knickers 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank in..

£0.25 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.25

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