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Rude Birthday Cards

Rude Birthday Cards.

Buy rude birthday cards, very rude birthday cards,crude birthday cards and lewd birthday cards online at Smutty Cards!

Smutty Cards stock wickedly funny, saucy, crude, naughty lewd birthday cards.

Choose from the widest selection of disgusting, dirty humour birthday cards online.

Have a happy birthday........tosser......wanker...........needle dick..............

Borrocks, It's Your Birthday

Borrocks, It's Your Birthday.  Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher: ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cheeky Cunt

Cheeky CuntA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cock Waffle - Badge Birthday Card

 Cock Waffle - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Crap Shag - Badge Birthday Card

 Crap Shag - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Cunt - Badge Birthday Card

Cunt - Badge Birthday CardBadge measures 43mm / 1 5/8" diameter.Colours will vary.A6 / 6 x 4 inches ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Dad - Enjoy Your Hangover

Happy Birthday Dad -  Enjoy Your Hangover Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Dad Twat

Dad TwatA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Drunken Twat

Happy Birthday You Drunken Twat Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse the recipie..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Emoji - Have A Day

Emoji - Have A DayHave a birthday, wedding, funeral kind of day.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Fucking Chump

Fucking ChumpA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Generic Female Birthday

Generic Female Birthday Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A  Smutty..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Generic Male Birthday

Generic Male Birthday Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A  Smutty C..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Generic Meme Card

Generic Meme CardThe common or garden meme provides the backbone for what goes as inspired humour in..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sau..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Handmade Shit Card

Handmade Shit CardReal genuine handmade letterpressy goodness with a hand applied machine made 'hand..

£2.79 Ex Tax: £2.79

Happy Birthday .. Insert Expletive Here

Happy Birthday ..... Insert Expletive Here From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Happy Birthday Ah-Sol

Happy Birthday Ah-Sol  Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Happy Birthday Arse Bandit

Happy Birthday Arse Bandit From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Happy Birthday Bitch

Happy Birthday Bitch From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Pub..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Happy Birthday Cock Sucker

Happy Birthday Cock Sucker From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

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