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Customer Services - Church

Customer Services - Church Woman : This bloke I married in your church turned out to be a fucking w..

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Customer Services - Kitchen Showroom

Customer Services - Kitchen Showroom This kitchen I bought of you has given me manic depression. 5..

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Cut Off Your Balls

Honey, don't be mad, but while you were asleep I cut off your balls and stapled them to your forehea..

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Dad Is On The Game

  5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Die Cut Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank i..

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Dad, I'm Pregnant

Blank Card 6” x 6”  /  15 x 15cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Redback ..

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David Wasn't Gay

David wasn't gay.  He just helped out when they were busy. 4 x 6”  /  10 x 15cm Cel..

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Day Over 60

You don't look a day over 60  5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped. &..

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Decorators

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Delete Hard Drive

Delete Hard Drive? Yes. I mean no... Oh, fuck, fuckidy fuck Blank Card Ink, Mahoney - Joe ..

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Desperate Housewives

Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Ico..

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Did Your Balls Just Drop?

Did Your Balls Just Drop? Again?   Blank Inside     5 x 7”  /  ..

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Digital Radio

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Dinner

Blank Inside 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Half Moon Bay..

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Dip Me - Fifty Shades Mug

 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey mug Fifty Shades of Grey     Fifty S..

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Directions

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

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Dirty 30

Dirty 30   /    Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   ..

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Dirty Jokes

"I like to tell dirty jokes at work to pass the time" "That sounds like fun" "It is - last week we..

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Dirty Teatowel

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It tak..

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Discharge

Discharge Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cello..

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Disco Diva Feather Bra

Disco Diva Feather Bra. Please excuse the blurred photograph - but my hand was shaking as I took th..

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