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Cooking With Wine

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Cool Dude

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Corrieish

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Coughing Ashtray

Coughing Ashtray. Every time you place a cigarette in this seemingly innocent ashtray it wheezes, c..

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Crack Whore

When I grow up I want to be a crack whore 4 x 6”  /  10 x 15cm Cellophane wrapped. This..

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Crowning Glory ~ Alison Jackson

Crowning Glory ~ Alison Jackson 6 1/8” x 6 1/8”  /  15.5 x 15.5cm Cellophane wrapped. T..

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Curtsey ~ Alison Jackson

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Customer Services - Car Showroom

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Customer Services - Church

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Customer Services - Kitchen Showroom

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Cut Off Your Balls

Honey, don't be mad, but while you were asleep I cut off your balls and stapled them to your forehea..

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Dad Is On The Game

  5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Die Cut Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank i..

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Dad, I'm Pregnant

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David Wasn't Gay

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Day Over 60

You don't look a day over 60  5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped. &..

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Decorators

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Delete Hard Drive

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Desperate Housewives

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Did Your Balls Just Drop?

Did Your Balls Just Drop? Again?   Blank Inside     5 x 7”  /  ..

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Digital Radio

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