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Cheeky Valentine

Valentines card. Cellophane wrapped. 5 x 7"  / 12.5 x 17.5cm   This card is blank..

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Cheeky!

Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Ico..

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Cheesy Cock

Blank Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Rash Ideas ..

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Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef

Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef A traditional style chefs hat with the printed slogan: Naked Chef.  Wil..

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Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey  50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger  ..

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Chocolate Foreplay

Chocolate.   I'd choose it over foreplay any day. Blank Card Flittered and rather sparkl..

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Choked The Chicken

Blank Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Rash Ideas ..

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Christmas Sucks ~ Santa Balls

Christmas Sucks ~ Santa Balls A traditional glass Christmas tree bauble decorated with the phr..

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Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever Stress reliever in the shape of a pile of poo with a little cute C..

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Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould

Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of..

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Cocktail Menu

Cocktail Menu   /  Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   Pu..

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Cocktails

Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Ico..

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Cocky Copper

Cocky Copper. This clockwork masturbating policeman is a top selling adult novelty, especially to m..

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Come

Come Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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Come And Get It Tiger

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm     Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank ..

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Comes Once

Christmas comes but once a year, which is the same as you. Even eunuchs get more action. 5 x 7”&nb..

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Competition

How the f*** do I compete with this? Blank Inside 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wra..

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Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad.

This Is Complete Bollocks Notepad / Note Pad. A novelty memo printed with the above message and the..

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Contemplating A Wank

Blank Card. 5 x 7" /  12.5 x 14cm Cellowrapped...

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