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Briefcase

Blank Card 6” x 6”  /  15 x 15cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Redback ..

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Bronco Inflatable Sex Rocker

Get ready for the ride of your life! The Bronco Inflatable Sex Rocker gives you a whole new world o..

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Brother's Thong

They're so funny, I thought I'd get one for your brother as well. Blank Card 5 x 7”  /  ..

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Bucking Fastard

Bucking Fastard   A Spoonerism card   5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Die ..

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Builders Bum

Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Ico..

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Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 ..

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Bum Snoring

Bum Snoring Humdingers 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Pap..

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Burger Flipper

Burger Flipper   /  Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   P..

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Butt Tissue Box Cover

Butt Tissue Box Cover Cover up your unsightly box of tissues with this unsightly tissue box cover. ..

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Buttbook

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Buy More Shit

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  ..

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Buy My Own Clothes

When I grow up I want to buy my own clothes. 4 x 6”  /  10 x 15cm Cellophane wrapped. T..

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Call Centre

4 x 6”  /  10 x 15cm Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publisher:  Ki..

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Can't Believe You're 30

I Can't Believe You're 30 (I'd have guessed 35)   5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   ..

£0.25 £2.10 Ex Tax: £0.25

Cartoon Kama Sutra Do Not Disturb Sign

This "Do Not Disturb" Sign is printed on stiff card with a cartoon position from the Kama Sutra..

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Cash 4 Gold

Cash 4 Gold   5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This c..

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Cat Piss

Cat Piss Humdingers 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperl..

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Caught In The Act

Blank Card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Seadragon..

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Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..

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Change A Man

Blank Inside 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Half Moon Bay..

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