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Boobie Cigarette Snuffer

Boob Cigarette Snuffer The smut trade will use any excuse to make boob shaped products! So he..

£0.22 £1.49 Ex Tax: £0.22

Booby Balloons

Booby Balloons. Huuuuge booby balloons for your stag night. There are 6 balloons in a pack. G..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Booby Match

Booby Match. A card game of luck, skill and boobs. A good eye for detail is needed to differentiat..

£4.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Bottle Bag - Pudding Club Wine

Dress up a nasty bottle of sweet wine with one of these. Pudding Club Wine - serve with care to wom..

£0.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Bottle Bag - Vielle Tarte

A bottle bag for an old bag? Vielle Tarte - Vintage Unsure - Fruity old wine, sweet and bubbly, wel..

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Bottle Bag - Vieux Bstard

Add some fun to a bring your own bottle party. Vieux B'stard - Very Old Vintage - Good quaffing, fu..

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Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball

Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball A squishy little bouncing breast - which will appeal to just about any ..

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Bridal Seduction Kit

Bridal Seduction Kit. Whether you're bound to each other for ever or just one night this sexy seduc..

£0.99 £9.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Bronco Inflatable Sex Rocker

Get ready for the ride of your life! The Bronco Inflatable Sex Rocker gives you a whole new world o..

£4.99 £29.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Brother's Thong

They're so funny, I thought I'd get one for your brother as well. Blank Card 5 x 7”  /  ..

£0.25 £1.75 Ex Tax: £0.25

Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 ..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Butt Tissue Box Cover

Butt Tissue Box Cover Cover up your unsightly box of tissues with this unsightly tissue box cover. ..

£1.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cartoon Kama Sutra Do Not Disturb Sign

This "Do Not Disturb" Sign is printed on stiff card with a cartoon position from the Kama Sutra..

£0.10 £1.49 Ex Tax: £0.10

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..

£7.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef

Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef A traditional style chefs hat with the printed slogan: Naked Chef.  Wil..

£1.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Chocolate - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to Mr Grey  50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger  ..

£0.10 £0.50 Ex Tax: £0.10

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever

Christmas Turd ~ Stress Reliever Stress reliever in the shape of a pile of poo with a little cute C..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Coaster ~ Great Minds Think Alike

Coaster ~ Great Minds Think Alike A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Great minds think ..

£0.50 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.50

Coaster ~ Honesty Is The Best Policy

Coaster ~ Honesty Is The Best Policy A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Honesty is the ..

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Coaster ~ Money Is The Root

Coaster ~ Money Is The Root A cork backed coaster printed with the slogan "Money is the root of all..

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