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2012 Olympsic Card

Olympsic Greetings Card Bearing the 'Five sick buckets' logo. 6 x 4" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. C..

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Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..

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Come

Come Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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Dick Cloth ~ Smeggies

Dick Cloth  - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the slogan..

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Dirty Teatowel

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It tak..

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Discharge

Discharge Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cello..

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Fanny Cloth ~ Smeggies

Fanny Cloth  - a 41cm square 100% cotton handkerchief printed in one corner with the sloga..

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Finger

 Finger Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Celloph..

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Happy Birthday Tuss

Happy Birthday Tuss  Blank inside. 6 x 4" / 15 x 10cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Potty Mouth..

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Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll

Hobbit Holly ~ Inflatable Doll Are you pushed for space and can't get laid? The miniature inflatab..

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Hump

Hump Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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Knob

Knob Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll

Miss Dusky Diva ~ Inflatable Doll Do you live in a bedsit and fancy a fling with a petite ebon..

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One Erection

One Erection The card for every adult that is sick to the back teeth listening to their daughter dr..

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Over The Hill Stain Cover-Up Kit

With the Over The Hill Stain Cover-Up Kit you've no need to frown - just get rid of the brown. An e..

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Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack

Pleasure Masks - 2 Pack Two cotton eyemasks that could provide some extra bedroom excitement for a ..

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Pussy Air Freshener - Amy

Pussy Air Freshener. Amy's a pale skinned English rose and her delightful pussy air freshener will ..

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Pussy Air Freshener - Ebony

Pussy Air Freshener. This dark-skinned beauty is modelled on the dusky black maiden Ebony.  Add an ..

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Pussy Air Freshener - Jasmine

Pussy Air Freshener. Jasmine's a spicy Middle-Eastern beauty. A realistically modelled pussy shape..

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Pussy Air Freshener - Maria

Pussy Air Freshener. Maria's a sexy, sultry Latino. She'll add some Rumba to your Salsa. A realist..

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