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12 Glasses

Warning: This mum is rather partial to a glass of wine. (Or twelve) 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellop..

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14 Pints ~ Viz

Fellas.  Avoid pulling ugly birds by simply drinking 14 pints of lager.  Hey presto!  Everyone you c..

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2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign

2, 4, 6, 8! - Metal Sign. Not exactly wank mag quality, but if you do at least the surface can be w..

£3.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

2012 Olympsic Card

Olympsic Greetings Card Bearing the 'Five sick buckets' logo. 6 x 4" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. C..

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40 - Better Penis

40 today! Time to buy a better penis. (I mean car)   5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wra..

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40 - Single

  Happy Birthday 40 & Single WooHoo! (Time to buy some cats)    5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   C..

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50 Years Young / Old

50 Years Young / Old 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside. ..

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70 - Lose Control

70 - Lose Control 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   ..

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80 - Dinosaurs Talk

80 - Dinosaurs Talk 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This car..

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A Bit Gay

Do these flowers make me look a bit gay? Blank Inside 5” x 7"  /  13 x 17cm Cellophane wrapped. ..

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A Fishy Tale

Birthday Card Printed with the message: Happy Birthday Big Boy 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane ..

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A Girl's Gotta Look

A Girl's Gotta Look Her Best On Her Birthday Blank Inside 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapp..

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A Good Swing

Birthday Card Printed with the message: Happy Birthday to a great swinger. 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm ..

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A Hard Man

A Hard Man is good to find - Mae West Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapp..

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A Little More Mustard?

A Little More Mustard? - A deftly placed sausage makes a saucy picture. 6 1/8” x 6 1/8”  /  15.5 x ..

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Accident And Emergency

Blank card 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Paperlink ..

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Acrylic Bong

Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift..

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Adam Playing Golf

Blank Inside 6 1/4” x 5 1/4"  /  16 x 13.5cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Icon..

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Age Denial

Age Denial 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside.   Publis..

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Ah,Yes, Divorce

Blank Inside 6 1/2” x 6 1/2”  /  16 x 16cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Icon..

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