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Flat things are cheaper to post than lumpy things so we charge less for flat stuff.

UK Sales.
Flat things cost £1 on orders up to £10. After that it's free.
Lumpy things cost £3 on orders up to £30. Yes, you guessed it - after that it's free! Mixing lumpy and flat things means you pay the lumpy charge.

Non UK Sales.
It gets a bit more interesting here.
Lumpy things are charged by weight and flat things are charged per order.
Flats are £2.50 for EU and £4.00 for the rest of the world.

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Smutty Cards stock rude greeting cards, crude cartoon cards, rude birthday cards, very rude blank greetings cards, saucy birthday cards and erotic photographic cards. Masses of rude Valentine's Day cards and the biggest selection of offensive Christmas cards.

Smutty Gifts sell rude stocking fillers and secret santa presents, naughty and shocking gifts for birthdays and Christmas.

Grotty Gifts bring you hand-picked horrors from around the world. Religious Tat and Chinese Junk. Cats and Bacon.

Witty Cards - Clean but clever. Sarcastic, artistic and surreal. Cards not to be found in the shops.

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