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Personalised Cards

Personalised Cards - Not available from Smutty Cards.


Sorry!  We hate them.

They're in no way personal and just one step up from an E-card, email or text message.

Get a pen and write something - just like we all used to do.

In fact we'll get you started.  Just copy the following words:


To (Insert their name),

Have a Happy Birthday!

(Lots of Love)  (Have a great day!)  (You are a wanker) * Use as appropriate.

From (Insert your own name)

XXX* (Optional)