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Penis Meter ~ Novelty Willy Measurer

Penis Meter ~ Novelty Willy Measurer

  • Product Code: PEN043
  • Availability: In Stock
£2.50 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Penis Meter ~ Novelty Willy Measurer

As ladies are well aware it isn't all about length, and this perforated plastic gauge has a series of holes - each with its own caption.

Ranging from:

Waste of time!

Nothing to shout about!

Getting interesting!

Oh, Yeah!

Sex God!

An impressive 9" long.

Available in red and black - colour chosen at random.

Flat
Flat Flatter than a pancakey thing.

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