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Hen Party Dares Cheque Book

  • Product Code: HENY43
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£1.25 £0.50 Ex Tax: £0.50

Hen Party Dares Cheque Book

Drawn on the Bank of Fun ( which let's face it is probably better run than most UK banks) this novelty chequebook contains

Flash your bra.

Pull open the nearest zip.

Kiss the next guy you see.

Down two vodkas in one.

4 blank cheques for you to invent more humiliating challenges!

Flat
Flat As flat as a roadkill rabbit.

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