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Christmas

Put the Bah Humbuggery into Christmas with a rude Christmas card from Smutty Cards.  From a straight talking Merry Fucking Christmas to a retro photograph with a funny phrase.  Vimrod and other cartoon Christmas cards.  Banksy Kissing Coppers Christmas card. Camp retro Christmas cards by Lip.

Jesus Tree

It's Christmas, so let's chop down a tree for Jesus. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive re..

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Jihaddy Christmas

Jihaddy Christmas A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost! ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Jimmy Savile's Merry Jingle Jangle

 Jimmy Saveloy's Merry Jingle Jangle. An offensive Christmas card featuring the (thankfully de..

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LONE

Lone - a not Noel cardNot to be given to dyslexics*.  This is obviously designed for the people..

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Me And My Pussy

Me And My Pussy 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mo..

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Melly Chlistmas Ranker

Melly Chlistmas Ranker Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Card..

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Melly Chlistmas You Plick

Melly Chlistmas You Plick Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mo..

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Merry Chlistmas Ah-Sol

Merry Chlistmas Ah-Sol Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Card..

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Merry Christmas Cunt

Merry Christmas Cunt From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a fe..

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Merry Christmas Dave

Merry Christmas Dave 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost! Ce..

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Merry Christmas F***ing  Pleb

Merry Christmas You F***ing Pleb Perfect for framing! Andrew Mitchell's outburst  captured on a Ch..

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Merry Christmas Office Party Letch

Merry Christmas Office Party Letch   /Cellophane wrapped. This card is blank inside. Publish..

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Merry Christmas Peasants

Merry Christmas Peasants 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost!..

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Merry Christmas Prick - Kitten

Merry Christmas Prick - Kitten 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra..

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Merry Christmas Twat

Merry Christmas Twat From the new and improved BaSick range 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a fe..

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Merry Christmas Wanker

Merry Christmas Wanker 7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dea..

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Merry Christmas Whatever

Merry Christmas WhateverBubbles 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

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Merry Christmas You Bastard

Merry Christmas You Bastard A deliberately blurry drunken Santa card for the drunk at Christmas. 1..

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Merry Cuntmas

Merry Cuntmas & A Happy New Queer. Deliberately hard to read, so grannie might not notice... Very ..

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Merry Fucking Christmas

Merry Fucking Christmas 5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm Cellophane wrapped.   This card is..

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